Just funny!
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records sho! w that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth!!
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records sho! w that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth!!
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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