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1)
At Age 4...... Success is..... Not peeing in your pants
At Age 6.... ..Success is..... Finding your way home (From school)
At Age 12.... Success is... Having friends
At Age 18.... Success is... Having a driver's license
At Age 20....Success is... Having sex
At Age 35.....Success is... Having money
At Age 45.....Success is... Having money
At Age 55.....Success is... Having money
At Age 60....Success is... Having sex
At Age 65.... Success is... Keeping a driver's license
At Age 70.....Success is... Having friends
At Age 75.....Success is... Finding your way home (From anywhere)


2)
Who is clever? Teacher or student??

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days.
They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!

3)
Do you know,
Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' &'d' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred )
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand )
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion )
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English counting!!!!!!