September 11, 2007


ta hala shode ehsas konid az ye tike gohe tooye tooalet ham kamtarin?
ta hala shode oonghadr be sho'ooretoon tohin beshe ke fekr konid mesle ye goosfande nafamid o hichio nemifahmid,dar asl saalhaast ke nemifahmid?
ta hala shode be hameye oon chizayee ke baraatoon too zendegi credit boode va fekr mikardin cheghadr adame mohkam,motmaen,mehraboon,saadegh etc. hastid, ride beshe?
ta hala shode hameye khastegiye salha zendegi va anjame karayee ke aslan hadeaghal zaheran vazifeye shoma naboode yeho roo dooshetoon sangini kone?
ta hala shode hameye eteghadat o khastanetoon ke aslan ham ajib gharib nistan beran zire soal?
ta hala shode hameye jesm o roohetoon bere zire soal?
ta hala shode vaghti baghiye harf mizanan hichi nashnavin?
ta hala shode natoonin tekoon bokhorin,aslan,oonghadri ke fekr konid falaj shodin va az tars ghaleb tohi konid?
ta hala shode bekhabin o sobh masalan vaghti pa mishin yeho ehsas konin ke ye shabe kolli vazn kam kardin va dige shalvaretoon be tanetoon vay nemisse?
ta hala shode be hameye eteghadetoon dar ehterame be adama hatta ahmaghtarineshoon shaashide beshe?
ta hala shode mogheye khab fekr konid roohetoon baraye chand lahze az tanetoon rafte biroon va shoma hich ghalati nemitoonin bokonin?
ta hala shode hame,hatta madaretoon too in sharayete jigzr tala veletoon kone be amane khoda ke shayad be khiyale khodesh ye name tarbiyat o sakhtgiri lazeme gahi??
ta hala shode ba hameye in ahvalat bazam tasmim begirin edame bedin?
ta hala shode ba hameye in kesafati ke tooshin bekhayn adam bemoonin?
ta hala shode haletoon az hame chi , az hame chi be ham bokhore....?????

midoonam in rooza migzaran va shayad badan beheshoon bekhandam...
faghat kash zoodtar begzaran.
kash zoodtar begzaran.....

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zaheran in dard o dele ahmaghane baaese soo-e tafahom shode.
man oonghadr be khodam mosalat hastam,hatta too in sharayet ke chert o pert nagam va hade khodamo negah daram.
man az oon daste adamaayee nistam ke vaghti asabaani mishan hame chio kharaab mikonan o badesham rahat migan :oh , sorry , asabani boodam nafahmidam!!!!!!!!
age inja chizi neveshtam faghat yek hezarome oon vazi ke dashtam ro neveshtam..oonam chon mamoolan adat nadaram be kasi negh bezanam va faghat ba inja neveshtane ke ye name sabok misham.vali zaheran inam hatta eshtebahe.

az hameye kasayee ke in harfa ro khoondan mazerat mikham va be ettelaaetoon miresoonam ke dige inja dardodel nemikonam!
shaayad hamoon behtar ke hame chi tahe hamoon dele saabmordam bemoone...aslan be mardom che ke man alan too zendegiye shakhsim dochare moshkel shodam?
mardom miyan inja ke char ta kalam harfe khoob bekhoonan deleshoon vaashe...
are,
injooriye dige...
injooriye.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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bekahndin,shad bashin,hame chi khoobe....hich malali nist be joz dooriye shoma....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

TO: My Loving Wife
SUBJECT: I've Arrived
Date: September 20, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here.

bahal bood na???????????????????
negaran nabashid,az in be bad hamash az in chizaye khoshgel o khoob khoob minevisam,bashe?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ميگذره عزيزم،باور کن ميگذره..خيلي هم زود ميگذره..مواظب خودت باش به خاطر خودت و اونايي که تو براشون خيلي عزيزي.. دوستت دارم

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hame hamishe migan az golbarg yad begir,vali hala man be golbarg migam az maman mehri yad begir,az maman sho'ele yad begir,dar oje sakhtiha,dust dashte bash va dust dashtani bash.be khatere khodet va oonaie ke to vaasashun kheily azizi...

2:29 PM  
Blogger !! said...

man chio bayad yad begiram dokhi joon?
fekr mikardam to hadeaghal mano khoob mishnasi.......:(((((((
fekr mikonam be andazeye kafi emtehan pas dadam...
na??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

goli az man narahat shodi?nabash,man ghamgin,to neveshti az hame chi halet be ham mikhore,manam goftam mese maman sho'ele bash ke ba oon hame moshkel ke khodet miduni,az kheily chiz haye kuchuluye ghashang shad mishe va khande be lab miare.
age bekhay ghol midam ke dige be inja sar nazanam,ghole vagheie.

6:09 PM  
Blogger !! said...

as you wish dokhi jan...
man inja vaseye khodam o dele khodam minevisam na hich chize dige...
inam yadet bashe ke adamaa ba ham fargh daran.reaction haaye adamaa dar moghabele ba moshkelat,zarfiyateshoon,darkeshoon va tavaneshoon baraye gozashtan az mavaane ba ham fargh dare...

dar-e inja be rooye hame baaze.delam nemikhad kasi select shode biyad harfaye mano bekhoone...delam mikhad har ki delesh mikhad biyad.
to ham age delet mikhad biya...man moshkeli ba in ghaziye nadaram...

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MAN ALAN ehsas mikonam az ye tike gohe tooye tooalet ham kamtaram, goosfandam,dar asl saalhaast ke GOOSFAND BOODAM, behem ride shodeh, hameye khastegiye salha zendegi sangini mikoneh, hameye eteghadat o khastanam raftan zir e soal, hameye jesm o rooham rafteh zire soal, vaghti baghiye harf mizanan hichi nemishnavam, nemitunam tekoon bokhoram, EDAMEH? ADAM? HALAT TAHAVO'? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH :))

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oun dar vaghe gerye boud...

7:19 PM  
Blogger !! said...

khandeye talkh-e to az gerye gham angiz tar ast,
kaarat az gerye gozashtast,bedaan mikhandi!!!!!!!!

chakerim,hatta ba in haale kharab!

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goli jan, man khanume Dokhi ra nemishnasam, amma ishun manzureshun chie az inke az kase digari yad begir? Fekr mikonam ishun senneshun besyar kam bashe va tajrobei dar zendegie moshtarek nadashte bashand, vagar na in ra motevajjeh mishodand ke noskhe pichidan dar zendegi baraye digaran garche besyar asan ast, amma pashizi arzesh nadarad! adam ha baraye kar hai ke mikonand dalil darand. hame. omidvaram dalile kar hai ke to khahi kard, tars, tarahom, nachari, natavani, sonnat va vazife nabashad.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hagh ba toe goli junam,reatione adama dar barabare havadese yeksan,fargh mikone,va hamin nahveye negareshe ma hast ke mitune ye hadese ro vase ma aadi va ya faje'e amiz,tasvir kone.man az harfaye to kheily ghamgin shodam va in ba'es shod bedune fekr oon harfa ro benevisam,hatta age tu oon lahze dastam miresid bezur majburet mikardam ke harfato pas begiri va eteraf koni ke khoshbakhto khoshhali!!!
vali khob...

4:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

azin ke faramush kardam ke to 10-11 sal az man bozorgtari,va az ebarate 'yad begir' estefade kardam mazerat mikham.dalilesho ham ke vaasat tozih dadam.
omidvaram akharin bari bude bashe ke az sare ehsasat,va bi ta'ammol harf bezanam ya benevisam,chun tajrobeye EFTEZAHI bud.:-(((

4:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mahdokhte azizam,
kamelan mifahmam alan che ehsasi dari...zabaane sorkh....

vali ino bedoon in harfa hich vaght az arzeshi ke to pishe man daari kam nemikone.regardless az har ettefaghi ke biyofte va inke man har jaye donya ke basham,you mean a lot to me...

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

khanooma aghayoon mishe lotfan hame ba ham ashti konin!!!
too in sharayet hoseleye dava nadaram be khoda....

ashti konin,zood bashin!

machesh kon,ahan...
khoob shod hala!

akheysh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:-*

11:26 AM  

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