September 29, 2009

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead...


First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'





2 Comments:

Anonymous mohsen said...

so you are suggesting another gender!? i mean if you are not a feminist and wont backup some shrewish,nagging creatures then you are not pro-men as well!!! and hence there is not other way than a new gender! what's that?

1:05 AM  
Anonymous E2 said...

the new gender is called "jeghjeghe"
:DDDD

and i have never been and never be a feminist!! as I am simply me...!!

4:31 PM  

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