chert o pert!

emrooz ghadde khar delam mikhaad benevisam,aslan ham nemidoonam cheraa!
delam mikhaad az biarzeshie zendegi begam va az naamardish,
az naamehraboonie aziztarinhaa begam va az naamardishoon,
yaa az inke hich vaght dar zendegi be chizaayi ke fekr mikardam liyaaghateshoono daram naresidam (shaayadam faghat fekreshoono mikonam va dar vaagheiyat aslan liyaaghati dar beyn nist!!)
yaa az inke cheghadr hanooz vaght daram ke ye kaaraayee bokonam,ye harfaayee ke nazadam bezanam va oonaayee ke nabaayad migoftam o goftam ro eslaah konam.

cheghadr chizaayee ke neveshtam naaomidkonande boodan,vali khob vojood daran.shaayad beshe poshte goosh ghaayemeshoon kard vali hastan.baziyaa tarjih midan zendegishoono ba fekr kardan va pardaakhtan be in chizaa aslan kharaab nakonan,aslan behesh fekr nakonan va baa kasaayee ham ke be in chizaa fekr mikonan naparan!
vali man nemitoonam inaa ro faraamoosh konam.nemitoonam az baddeli va namehraboonie hattaa doostaaye kheyli nazdik be ham narahat nasham.nemitoonam faryaad nakesham ke in zendegi arzeshe larzoondane dele kasio ham nadaare,che berese be shekastanesh!!!

khoda khodesh behemoon rahm kone,
albate age aslan khodayee bashe!!!!!

yaa ali...

ghaat!

gaahi gereftane ye khat neveshte haale adamo migire,
badesh asabaanish mikone be hadde marg,
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badesh bikhiyaalesh mishe!!!!
mordeshoor in zendegee ro bebare...

khatereha...

in hafte yeki az doostaye khoobam barmigarde iran.kare PhD ish tamum shod,thesis ro submit mikone va seshanbe barmigarde Iran.
man dorane khoob va por az bala payeeni bahash dashtam.koli chiz azash yaad gereftam.koli bahash khandidam va jamgidam!!
shaayad sarsakhtish adamo aziyat kone va gaahi joone aadam ro be labesh beresoone vali overall bacheye khoobie va man motmaeanam ke jaye khaaliye khodesh,harfaash,ghorzadanaash va ... kamelan ehsaas khahad shod.man ke delam kheyli vasash tang mishe.albate omidvaram har jaa ke mire khoob o khosh o khoshhaal va movafagh baashe.
yeki dige az doostamunam ham hamin jome barmigarde Iran.jaaye khaaliye oonam hatman ehsas mishe.chon dige kasi baraaye kalkal kardan va darivari goftan nist.oonam pesare porkaar va baasavaadiye va motmaenam ke movafagh o pirooz mishe.baraye khodesh va khaanumesh aarezuye salamati va khoshbakhti mikonam.

zendegy injooriye dige.eyne baad miyad va migzare.az bazi adama faghat esmeshoon mimoone.baziyaro shayad dige hich vaght be yaad nayaarit va baziya oonghadr tooye goosht o poostet nofooz kardan ke mahaale faraamosh beshan.
omidvaram vaghte raftane manam ke mirese,kasaayi bashan ke deleshoon baraam tang beshe va mano yadeshoon nare.
omidvaram kasayee bashan ke gaahi be yadam biyoftan va azam be khoshee yaad konan va yaade khoobiha biyoftan.

kaash mishod onghadr khoob bood ke in chiza ro ba etminan goft.....

esme bimani...

man har chi az sar taa tahe in weblog ro mikhoonam asari az dardodel nemibinam.
elham hagh daasht ke fekr mikard hichi az man nakhaahad maasid.fekr konam oon behtar az har kasi mano mishnase!!!!
be har haal mikhaam esmesho avaz konam.your comments are cordially invited.

fekr konam khodsansoori ham chiziye ke hame behesh mobtalan.kam o ziyaad dare vali sookht o saaz nadaare.

mokhlese hame!

10 nice words

The most selfish one letter word is "I" , avoid it.
The most satisfying two letter word is "we" , use it.
The most poisonous three letter word is "ego" , kill it.
The most used four letter word is "love" , value it.
The most pleasing five letter word is "smile" , keep it.
The fastest spreading five letter word is "rumour" , ignore it.
The hardest working seven letter word is "success" , achive it.
The most enviable eight letter word is "jealousy" , distance it.
The most powerful nine letter word is "knowledge" , acquire it.
The most essential ten letter word is " confidence" trust it.

movafeghid??

nemidoonam!

salam,
emrooz aslan hosele nadaram.gardanam badjoori dard mikone,baba yeki nist bege sare piri inghadr poshte pc neshastan che mani mide??
faghat mikhastam ye chizi begam o beram.
doost daashtan yani inke dige khodeto nabini,aslan hichio nabini,faghat kasio ke doost dari bebini va har chi oon mikhaad bekhaay.baad ina hamash tavagho miyare va taghriban hich vaght donafari ke aasheghe haman baraye esteghlaal va tanhaayee e ham arzesh ghael nistan.chon ino haghe ham midoonan.
moteasefane dar maktabi ke maa dars khoondim,kasi baraye tahe dele kasi arzesh ghael nist.chon hameye khaastan faghat ye lahzast,ghablesh o badesh kheyli mohem nist.
yadame shaagerdaam oon mogheha aasheghe pesara mishodan be khatere modele mobileshoon ya mashineshoon ya marke shalvar jineshoon!!!be khoda jeddi migam,va har rooz ham ye cheshmeshoon ashk bood yekish khoon chon dam be daghighe dava dashtan...

man fekr konam dige neshani az doost dashtane ziba va amigh va shirini ke ma harfesho mizanim nabashe.

man beram doktori bekhoonam.farda tatile man yek kharvar kaar daram,vagarna bayad farda ham pa sham biyaam.
yaa ali

eyde shoma ham mobarak!

teflakiya,
hamishe adama az payeen miran baala,maale ina barakse.
garche hamash ye ghesse bood o hast,faghat nemidoonam chera ma ham bayad ejbaran too in ghesse baashim o baazi konim,ah....

harfaye oonjoori!

eee,
oonvaght hey migan naghshe besyaar moheme sex va harfaye sexy va oonjoori ro dar ejtemae emrooz naadide begirin.man 2 kalam harfaye aasheghane zadam,ajab gereft,webloge ma az bikasi dar oomad !!! ;))))))
(shookhi bood albate,be del nagirina)
be har haal vaghean man ham ba mahdokht movafegham ham ba elham.adama kheyli vaghta chizaye khoobi ke daran ro nemibinan albate.baraye hamin man eteghaad daram hamishe door shodan baraye ye modat va fasele ba arzeshe va shayad kheyli be dard bokhor va shayad kheyli moshkelato hal kone.albate be sharti ke dige shooresh dar nayaad...

vali kasi be man nagoft,vaghean eshgh chiye?aslan vojood daare?ye joor kolah gozashtane ya ye vagheiyate talkh?
aaya eshgh ye daame khoshgel va shirine ke hamamoon aakharesh aagaahaane miyoftim toosh va koli ham haal mikonim?
shayad,vali har koofti ke hast,gaahi laazeme va gaahi kamelan ziyadee.be nazare man adam bayad aasheghe kasi ya chizi beshe ke nadaaratesh,oonvaght taa aakharesh aashegh mimoone,chon be mahze inke be changesh biyare shoroo mikone be aazar didan azash va delesh mikhaad bad az ye modat rikhtesho nabine,chon dige hoselasho sar mibare.
daram mozakhraf migam?

eshgh

elham baanoo baramoon az eshgh gofte bood,
eshgh adat kardane?eshgh ye joor niyazee?ye joor havase?
elham banoo gofte bood :
az inke zaman o makan hich vaght az ghashangee va omghe eshgh kam nemikonan.
az inke hamishe doostdashtanee ke dorost boode baashe az avalesh mimoone va hichish nemishe.
gofte bood ke az del NARAVAD har anke az dide beraft...

nemidoonam,shayad!
garche,ma ke nadidim.

Is it?

Hi,
just for your further information,on wednesday,at 1 am and 2 min. and 3 sec. the time and the date will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06

that wont happen again for 1000 years!!!!!

ajab!!

man ino az elhame azizam gereftam.be nazaram oonghadr jaaleb oomad ke heyfam oomad shoma nakhoonin :))

An Iranian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the Iranian hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, he has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Iranian for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Iranian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire; why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Iranian replies. "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?".

lotfan moghayese nakonin!

inam ye ham esm.va albate kheyli porkaar...
bekhoonin,jalebe:

www.anaheim.edu/aupress/business/golbarg_parstabar.shtml

bedoone rabt!

havaase jam!

heyyy,
parsaal doost,emsal ashna...
man gom shode boodam,shoma chera khabari azatoon nabood??
be har haal,man haalam khoobe va delam baratoon tang shode.man end of May barmigardam Iran,baraye saale pedaram.yek saal gozasht!!bavaretoon mishe!!!
in hamoon zendegiye maskhareyie ke ma gahi babate chizaye kheylee biarzesh az daste khodemoon va digaran shaakee mishim.
delemoon mikhaad pooldar bashim,khoonehaye khoob dashte bashim,mashin dashte bashim,felan farsh too khoonamoon pahn baashe va felan lebase markdaro bepooshim.
va ghaafelim,
ke dar yek lahze hame chiz mitoone tamoom she,eyne ye cheshm be ham zadan.
ghasam mikhoram ke hich kodoomemoon be andazeye pedare man shaad,omidvaar be zandegee va sarzende nistim...

albate ina ro nemigam ke beshinim,zanooye gham be baghal begirim o montazer shim ta nobate ma berese.migam ke havasamoon jam bashe,ke gom nashim,ke yademoon nare...
hamin!

ya ali...

I did 6 out of 10!

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Jang,Jang-e bad...

emrooz sobh shahab mano bidaar kard va rooznameye sobh ro daad dastam oonam dar haalike baa negaraani migoft : bekhoon,dare jang mishe!

yani vaghean jang mishe?
yani dobaare mesle ghadimaa aajire zard o ghermez mikeshan va shenidane sedaash hori delemoono mirizoone paayeen?
yani baazam baayad cheraagh jeloye maashinamoono barchasbe aabi bechasboonim o khoonehamoono pardehaye koloft bezanim va taaze rooye shishehaaro chasbaaye kolofte zarbdari bechasboonim?
yani baazam baayad bi ghazayee bekeshim,azaadaari konim va negaraane jebhe raftan pedaraa va baraadaraamoon baashim?

YANI HICH RAAHI NIST KE JANG NASHE?
MAA FAGHAT AGE BEJANGIM AZ HAGHEMOON DEFAA KARDIM?
AGE BE JAAYE BE NAABOODI KESHOONDANE MARDOM VA MAMLEKAT SAY KONIM HAME CHIO BAA MOSAALEMAT HAL KONIM ,TORI MISHE?

khob albate zaheran tori mishe!na?

Fun!

click on the image to enlarge and enjoy!

to khod hadise ....

I couldnt resist sharing this picture!!!!!
please click on it to check the details!

zoghmarg!

man hamash mikham kam benevisam nemishe.khob hame midoonan man osoolan adame porharfiam!!!
akhe emrooz yeki az doostaye ghadimim baram comment gozashte bood.ye joorayii kheyli behem chasbid.inke adam betoone inghadr rahat ba kasayii ke dooseshoon dare dar har makan va zamani dar tamas bashe be nazaram binazire,na????
oonvaght adam mishe shekle in akse,ye joorayee zoghmarg!!!

rooze tatil o kar!

mohajerat be ye keshvare khaarejee,baraye tahsil bashe ya be har dalile dige,ye favaedi dare va ye mazarati.
vali behtarin natijash ine ke adam aval khodesho va bad ham doostaye dor o baresho kheyli khoob mishnase,chizi ke dar iran be khatere ghargh boodan dar jaryanati ke inja aslan azashoon khabari nist,ma taghriban aslan hamo nemibinim va faghat be ham adat mikonim.

dar mamaleke farang bayad koli gasht ta chand ta dooste khoob peyda kard o zendegiye ajib e kharejee ro bahashoon ghesmat kard va lezzat bord.
man albate khoda ro shokr mikonam,chond chand ta dooste naab o khoob daram ke baram kheyli arzeshmandan.khoda baram negaheshoon dare,manam vase oona negah dare ;)))
emrooz rooze tavalode peyghambare va inja tatile vali maha ke doktori mikhoonim bayad hey biyaym,hey biyaym....ah!

man felan beram baghiyeye doktorimo bekhoonam.
ta baa'd

tip shadid varzeshkarie ha!

تکذيب سفر محمود احمدی نژاد به آلمان برای ديدن رقابتهای جام جهانی

بدنبال صحبت های چند روز پيش محمد دادکان رييس فدراسيون فوتبال ايران، مبنی بر احتمال
حضور آقای احمدی نژاد در مسابقات جام جهانی آلمان برای ديدن بازی های ايران، حميدرضا آصفی سخنگوی وزارت امور خارجه ايران گفت که رييس جمهوربرنامه ای برای سفر به آلمان و ديدن رقابتهای جام جهانی ندارد.

آصفی روز يکشنبه در نخستين نشست مطبوعاتی خود در سال جديد به خبرنگاران گفت: رييس جمهور به ورزش و فوتبال علاقه دارد و حضورش در تمرينات تيم ملی نشان‌دهنده علاقه‌مندی ايشان است، ولی برنامه‌ای برای سفر وی به آلمان و ديدن بازيهای جام جهانی تدارک ديده نشده است.

man oomadam!

dooste besyaar azizi daram ke esme weblogesho gozashte dadodel.
manam ba kami tahrif dar asl clue ro az oon gereftam,be copywrite ham ke adat nadarim ma!
pas bezan ke raftim...

man oomadam ta be moohat gole shaghayegh bezanam!

man bazam oomadam!
indafe midoonam ba kasaayee ke mano flagged konan che kar konam.
kheyli az didane khodam khoshhalam!!!
shoma chetor?az didane khodetoon khoshhalin?

rasti yadetoon nare hey baram comment bezarin.bashe?!!
Safaye ghadametoon...