March 31, 2007


"THANK YOU"

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window,
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay
My head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today
I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply
That I might not last the day
And then you call me and it's not so bad
It's not so bad

I want to thank you
For giving me the best day of my life
Oh, just to be with you
Is like having the best day of my life

Push the door,I'm home at last
And I'm soaking through and through
Then you handed me a towel
And all I see is you
And even if my house falls down now
I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me and

I want to thank you
For giving me the best day of my life
Oh, just to be with you
Is like having the best day of my life!!!


"Hello"

Playground school bell rings again
Rain clouds come to play again
Has no one told you she´s not breathing?
Hello, I'm your mind giving you
Someone to talk to
Hello

If I smile and don´t believe
Soon I know I´ll wake from this dream
Don´t try to fix me, I´m not broken
Hello, I'm the lie living for you so you can hide
Don´t cry

Suddenly I know I´m not sleeping
Hello, I´m still here
All that´s left of yesterday ...


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"Whisper"

Catch me as I fall
Say you're here and it's all over now
Speaking to the atmosphere
No one's here and I fall into myself
This...... truth drives..... me
Into..... madness.......
I know I can stop the pain
If I will it all away
If i will it all away.....
Don't....... turn.... away......
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't....... try to hide
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't.... close.. your eyes........
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't.... turn... out the light......
(Never sleep never die)

I'm frightened..... by what.. I see...
But somehow I know
That there's much more to come
Immobilized... by my fear
And soon to be
Blinded by tears
I... can stop the pain
If I will it all away......
If I will it all away......

Don't...... turn...... away......
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't.....try to hide
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't..... close... your eyes...
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't.... turn..... out the light....
(Never sleep never die)

Fallen angels at my feet
Whispered voices at my ear
Death before my eyes...
Lying next to me I fear
She beckons me
Shall I give in
Upon my end shall I begin
Forsaking all I've fallen for
I rise to meet the end

Don't..... turn... away....
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't... try to hide....
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't... close... .your eyes....
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't...... turn.... out the light....
(Never sleep never die)

Don't..... turn... away....
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't... try to hide....
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't... close... .your eyes....
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't...... turn.... out the light....


Engineering an Empire !

Well,after the great disapointment of 300 as a movie which is clearly made to keep people busy and angree!!!!! , I received an e-mail including some you-tube links which I strongly suggest you to check'em out.
They seem to be linked to National Geographic.

Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKN-gZuSH2o&mode=related&search =

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdqmdB_Sbtc&mode=related&search =
Part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bykHGRD_BZ4&mode=related&search =

Part 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNWmaMTTesI&mode=related&search =

Part 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPoe06ThRU&mode=related&search =

March 30, 2007

Bedoon-e sharh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natural Pokhtegi!

You beleive it or not, I have been half cooked in 39.6 degrees here!!!!!!
forget about eating or sleeping or walking or even working properly as the sun just goes down on you.
At the moment, 4 people are working in the lab trying to fix the new network cables.One AC isn't working and I have to drive back to the university in afternoon again!!!!
For me,these are the worst news in the whole world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 29, 2007

Contradiction!!!!!!

-Life is lovely or love is lifely???!!!!
I am in love or I am in life????
Life is full of love or love is full of life???

see,they are very close and somehow different.
or even maybe none of them exsists!!!!
Maybe they are in the air....everwhere....we should just open our eyes...open our mouth....smell it,drink it,swallow it....

I was lost,I am back.
I was back,I am lost!!!!

-I always advise others to enjoy their life and appreciate its even one minute!!!!! But as HAMISHE KOOZEGAR AZ KOOZE SHEKASTE AAB MIKHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am the one who is not enjoying at all...
see,that's the way it is...

-ghalbamo mishkaafam barat,
delet bekhaad , delet nakhaad!!!!
joonamo mirizam be paat,
delet bekhaad , delet nakhaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-I have decided to read,and read and read and.....endlessly!so I think god should seriously help you,and me either!!! ;)))

March 27, 2007

300!

I watched 300 last night!!! and I didnt get angree at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because it has nothing to say.
I just feel sorry for the director who could go to Iran once and visit percepolice and check the sculptures and find out some clues about the clothing and appearance of ancient persians.
The funny part was Xerxes (Khashaayar shaah) which was shown a very tall man,2.5 m!!! tall, and gay wearing nothing but gold and even gold rings in his nose and chicks!!!!
And I beleive that the movie has some logical problem also.The persian army including immortals were not able to defeat the spartans and they were killed by them easily but suddenlt at the ending part the spartans vanished in 10 min.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway,
Here I put some comments I got today:

The film's director Zack Snyder states that "The events are 90 percent accurate. It's just in the visualization that it's crazy... I've shown this movie to world-class historians who have said it's amazing. They can't believe it's as accurate as it is." He continues that the film is "an opera, not a documentary". Snyder describes the film's narrator, Dilios, as "a guy who knows how not to wreck a good story with truth."
However, Touraj Daryaee, associate professor of Ancient History at California State University, Fullerton, criticizes the central theme of the movie, that of "free" and "democracy loving" Spartans against "slave" Persians. Daryaee states that the Achaemenid (Persian) empire hired and paid people regardless of their sex or ethnicity, whereas in fifth-century Greece "less than 14%" of the population participated in democratic government, and "nearly 37%" of the population were slaves. He further states that Sparta "was a military monarchy, not a democracy," and adds that Sparta collectively owned an entire enslaved population.
Prior to the release of 300, Warner Brothers expressed concerns about the political aspects of the film's theme. Snyder relates that "There was a huge sensitivity about East versus West with the studio." Media speculation about a possible parallel between the Greco-Persian conflict and current events began in an interview with Snyder that was conducted before the Berlin Film Festival. The interviewer remarked that "everyone is sure to be translating this [film] into contemporary politics." Snyder replied that, while he was aware that people would read the film through the lens of contemporary events, no parallels between the film and the contemporary world were intended.

lol !!!!!!!!!!!

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly
designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

Correct installation is illustrated below.......



March 26, 2007

kash...

-I feel bullshit again!!!!
It seems its frequency has been changed and now I experience it more often!!!
-alan fekr mikonam hameye NCL ro gozashtan roo doosham.
-khodam az daste khodam khaste shodam,vaay be haale baghiye...
yeahhhh,
-The room is getting smaller and smaller and smaller ... and one morning you wake up and see you can't move anymore....

-Kash injaa boodi...gaahi aadam baa hameye tavaanesh kam miyaare...kaash inja boodi...

-Wish me best of luck for my talk...
-che jaaleb.....mard baayad ke haraasaan nashavad....hamash vade,hamash vaeed....shode eyne daastaane behesht o jahanam.age kaar-e khoob bokoni partaab mishe too behesht,otherwise...rasti,beshinam code-e behesht o jahanam ro benevisam.ye Do loop-e saadast baa chand taa else ...ke oonaam hame bastegi daaran be scale-e man!!!!!

fekr konam dige vaaghean khol shodam!
bezanam beram behtare...


March 24, 2007

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope,under a helicopter.10 men and 1 woman.The rope was not strong enough to carry themall, so they decided that 1 had to leave,because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,as a woman, she was use to giving up everything for herhusband and kids or for men in general, and wasused to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,all the men started clapping .......

March 23, 2007

Aaay khaanoom koja koja??

alaan bande ye headset andaazeye heykalam gozashtam roo kalam va daaram dar heyne tashihe paperam , hey khanoom koja koja goosh midam !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ke sharmin lotf kard va baram ba e-mail ferestaad...
vaaghean in daaneshandoozi-e man dar hozoor-e Blackcats band mano koshte,shoma ro nemidoonam!!!!

rasti,az in khale sharmin ham hich khabari nist.ghablana ye sarake commentless ham ke shode be inja mkeshid.ehtemaalan khanoom doktor saresh baa az maa behtaroon garme ;))
man ke delam barash tang shode,oono nemidoonam.dar zemn eydesham mobarak!

man beram ino replay konam baraye bare 100.
amoon az oon cheshaa,
az oon ghad o baalaa,
bebin chetor delam,oftade be pat,
migam be joone to,miram ghorboone to,
mige joone khodet,bebor zabooneto!!!!!!!!!!!

khol shodam raftttttttttttttttttttt.....

Coffee too havaye daagh!

emrooz harfam nemiyaad.cheraasham nemidoonam!!!shayad dochare ye joor khastegiye mozmen shodam...
vali halam bad nist!!!!!!!!!!!!yani ba khodam be natije residam felan ke lozoomi nadaare adam haalesh bad baashe ke fekr kone too zendegish be taghyeer ehtiyaaj daare.taaze age man adam-e khodshenasi baasham,bayad ghabl az inke vazam berize be ham khodam ye fekri bokonam va ye rahe farari peyda konam...

fekr konam daram be sheddate 8 richter darivari migam.emrooz bayad beram ba guidam sare paperam dava konam bebinam key aakhar in lamassab publish mishe!
felan beram ye coffee bezanam ke too in garma michasbe!
felan mokhles!

March 22, 2007

post-sal tahvil!

khob emrooz be ebaarati rooz-e dovome eyd mibaashad va bande alan yek saati mishe ke kaare roozane ro bad az yek rooz,lotfan tavajoh konid:yek rooz,tatili az sar gereftam.
Hich eteraazi ham nadaaram va kolli ham khoshhalam az inke lazem nist 13 rooz bokhoram ba bekhabam!!!
rasti,nakone sare sal tahvil khab moonde bashin????oonvaght ta akhare emsaal ro dar khab o khor o pof migzaroonin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

be har hal omidvaram emsal hadeaghal yename baa sorate kamtari begzare bezare ma befahmim che khabare va donya daste kiye!!!!parsal ke eyne feshang gozasht.....

man felan beram ye zare doktori bekhoonam...
felan.


March 20, 2007

Dombe shoma .... !


SALE NOY-E HAMATOON MOBAARAK!!!!


March 19, 2007

shit but true!


Sale no...

zaaheran ye saale dige ham eyne bargh o bad gozasht.
zaaheran chaarshanbe sobhe kalleye sahar be soorat joft paa miparim too sale jadid!
zaaheran emsal ham sofreye haftseen-e ma inja samanoo nadare!!!

man hich vaght az eyd khodam nemioomad.az hame badtar az tatilatesh motenafer boodam!ta rooze dovome eyd baram ghabele dark booda vali az oon be badesh dige vaaghean pain bood.inja hadeaghal az in babat rahatam chon aslan eyd o tatili mani nemidi.ta 2 saal pish ke daghighan rooze avale eyd emtehan dashtam !!!!
vali har sal sofreye haftseen be past,bi kam o kasr.albate eteraf mikonam ke man orzeye sabze sabz kardan ham nadaram!!!!

omidvaram ke emsaal baraye hame khoshbakhti,salamati va khoshhali biyare.garche be dast avordane ina mostalzeme taghyeere sal nist!vali khob ...

khosh bashin...


March 16, 2007

Check it out!

I am sure u gonna like it...
http://www.natureofsuccessmovie.com/

Finalized!

hhhhmmmmm,
life is running,
where?
why?
for how long?...
who knows....

But,
Destination,
Quality,
Width...
are in our hands!

Belive in faith or not,
Belive in God or not,
the life is running anyway and takes us with it.
Better to enjoy then,
no time left to make bullshit decisions.
enjoy,enjoy,enjoy and let others also enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

March 15, 2007

Dalaayel-e ye rooze goh!

Emrooz ye name gohtar az roozaaye digast!
Akhe khale ghazal dare farda az inja mire ! va shayad dige man hich vaght natoonam bebinamesh,be hamin saadegi!!!
midoonam raftanesh kheyli barash khoob va hayaatiye,
midoonam dare mire ye jaaye toop,
midoonam University of California raftan kaare har kasi nist,
midoonam be khoda hamasho midoonam.

vali khob che kar konam,delam vaasash tang mishe :((((((

be har haal,omidvaaram khale ghazal har ja ke miri hamishe salamat,shad va khoshbakht baashi.
omidvaaram oonghadr hame chi be kaamet baashe ke az too cheshaat berize biroon.
omidvaaram be hameye chizaayee ke mikhasti beresi va naresidi, beresi.
omidvaaram zandegit hamooni beshe ke mikhasti.

ma ke hamishe mokhlesim,
darbe ghamestaane ham hamishe baaze,
ghadametoon ham rooye chamanaaye cheshaamoon.

yaa ali...

Forget the answer!

March 14, 2007

Does God know???!!!!

I am fucked up!
I am tired!
I am lost!
and the reason is somewhere within me!!!!

The funny part is,I know the problem and the solution also! and I never ever try to solve it.
Something in my head is beating...

Love was lost,
life was gone,
hope was disappeard,

then you came,
with a new theory,
with a new resolution,
with an old feeling,very very old...
then you left,
with an upset face,
and wet eyes,
and with a redder heart which was full of my blood!

then you left,
and took my breath away...
and took my everything away...

who is you????
God knows... and you...

Oooopppppssssssssss,
Don't take me serious.It's 7:10 and I am still working on this god damn paper....
I'll be fine,
I'll be fine tomorrowwwwwww,
and tomorrow may never comesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 13, 2007

Cool!

I guess I have put this before,but I liked it too much and prefered to share the joy!

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance,anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside thewoman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know youcould start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

March 12, 2007

Confession!

YOU BELEIVE IT OR NOT,TODAY IS A REALLY DEEP BULLSHIT!!!!!!
PAIN IS EVERYWHERE,IN EVERY CORNER...
LOVE IS GONE WITH THE WIND...
AND LIFE IS DAMN HELL........

DON'T TRY TO COME CLOSE,
DON'T TRY TO HELP,
I AM TOTALLY LOST!!!!!!!!!!!

DreamGirls...


I went to watch Dreamgirls last night.Knowing the 3 Oscar awards winning and the number of famous actors playing,I was expecting a better movie,But it was just a serial song performance with a very weak script behind it.
And the more strange part was Jennifer Hudson who won the supporting actress awards and I beleive she was playing in leading role!!!!
Anyway,
If you like to listen some not very good music for almost 2 hrs continously and nothing more,then I suggest you to watch this movie.....

Read below if you need further information:

The film begins in Detroit, Michigan in 1962, as an amateur African-American girl group known as The Dreamettes enter a talent competition at the Detroit Theater. Backstage, the three girls — full-figured lead singer Effie White (Jennifer Hudson), Deena Jones (Beyoncé Knowles) and Lorrell Robinson (Anika Noni Rose) — meet Curtis Taylor, Jr. (Jamie Foxx), an ambitious Cadillac dealer with plans of breaking into the music business. Placing himself as their manager, Curtis arranges for the Dreamettes to tour as backup for a regional R&B star, James "Thunder" Early (Eddie Murphy), by striking a deal with Jimmy's manager Marty (Danny Glover). The tour takes Jimmy and the girls across the country on the chitlin' circuit.

Hoping to help Jimmy and the girls cross over to mainstream audiences, Curtis starts his own record label, Rainbow Records ("The Sound of Tomorrow"), out of his car dealership's office, and makes Effie's brother C.C. (Keith Robinson) his head songwriter. However, when Rainbow's first single fails after a white pop group releases a cover version, Curtis, his sidekick Wayne (Hinton Battle), and C.C. turn to payola. By paying the right people, Curtis manages to get Jimmy and the Dreamettes to the top of the Billboard Hot 100 and into a headlining gig at the Apollo Theater. Offstage, Effie is quickly becoming infatuated with the slick-talking Curtis, and Jimmy - a married man - begins an adulterous affair with Lorrell, who becomes equally as lovesick as Effie.
Marty grows weary of Curtis' plans to make Jimmy's image and sound more pop-friendly, to the point that he walks out on Jimmy. However, when Curtis finds that he cannot completely remake Jimmy into a pop act, he shifts his attention back to the Dreamettes. Feeling that Effie's voice is too "special" and her figure too large to attract white audiences, Curtis appoints the slimmer Deena as the lead singer of the Dreamettes.

With the aid of new songs and a new more glamorous image, Curtis and C.C. transform The Dreamettes into The Dreams, a top selling pop act whose popularity comes to rival that of The Beatles by 1965. However, the betrayed Effie does not take kindly to being reduced to Deena's backup, and begins acting out, becoming even more unruly when Curtis's affections also turn towards Deena. When Effie, feeling ill, does not turn up to rehearse for the Dreams' Las Vegas debut, Curtis replaces Effie with his secretary, Michelle Morris (Sharon Leal). Effie, who has just learned she is pregnant, arrives at the Caesar's Palace venue to discover Michelle has replaced her, and after a nearly violent argument, finds herself without her group, without her brother, and without Curtis.

The film jumps ahead to 1973. Effie is broke (having fallen into alcoholism after being fired from the Dreams), and is raising her eight-year-old daughter Magic (Mariah I. Wilson) alone on welfare in the burnt-out inner city of Detroit. On the other hand, Rainbow Records has moved to Los Angeles, where it prospers with Deena Jones & the Dreams - as the group is now known - and many other pop acts. Curtis and Deena are now married, and, wanting to expand the Rainbow empire into film, Curtis plans to have the unwilling Deena star in a blaxploitation musical version of Cleopatra. Hoping that the struggling film project will never get off the ground, Deena begins secretly meeting with other studios to take a part in another film.

Though still part of the Rainbow roster, Jimmy Early's star has long faded, and Curtis has little interest in revitalizing his career. Unsatisfied with both his wife Melba (Dawnn Lewis) and his long-term mistress Lorrell, Jimmy turns to drugs for affection. C.C., although in an ironic relationship with Michelle, continues to reach out to Effie, who stubbornly ignores the letters and money he sends. Eventually, Effie swallows her pride and, with Marty as her manager, returns to singing and secures gigs at a small Detroit club.

In 1974, Rainbow Records hosts a tenth anniversary TV special featuring its roster of stars. Midway through his performance of a pop-friendly love song, Jimmy breaks out into a wild James Brown-esque funk number and drops his pants on live TV. Curtis resultantly terminates Jimmy's contract, and Lorrell, weary of their eight-year affair, leaves Jimmy behind as well. Some time later, Jimmy dies of a heroin overdose.

Angry over Jimmy's death and frustrated with Curtis' attempts to "drain the soul" out of his music to create a "new sound" (disco), C.C. walks out on Rainbow Records, going back to Detroit to find Effie. The two siblings reconcile at a wake for Jimmy and work together to produce Effie's comeback single, "One Night Only". Just as the record begins gaining radio play, however, Curtis strikes. Using payola, he forces radio DJs to play a disco cover of "One Night Only" by Deena Jones & the Dreams instead of Effie's original.

Curtis has also learned of Deena's covert meetings with other film producers, and asserts his control over his wife. Rebuffed, Deena sneaks into Curtis' office and unwittingly discovers information about Curtis' payola schemes and how he stopped Effie's record. She calls Effie and C.C., who arrive at the Rainbow offices with Marty and a lawyer. As Deena and Effie reconcile, Curtis works out a deal with the lawyer to avoid being reported to the FBI for payola: Rainbow Records will fund a new label for C.C., which will allow Effie's record national distribution. Curtis confronts Deena, only to find that Effie's victory has inspired Deena to leave Curtis and make it on her own.

As a result, Deena Jones & the Dreams give a farewell performance at the Detroit Theater. At the conclusion of the concert, Effie joins Deena, Lorrell, and Michelle onstage, and the reunited Dreams give one final performance of their signature song, "Dreamgirls". Fittingly, it is Effie who sings lead, while the other three ladies sing back-up. As the concert ends, Curtis takes notice of Magic in the front row, and realizes that he is the girl's father.

March 10, 2007

No ordinary love...


I gave you all the love I got
I gave you more than I could give
I gave you love
I gave you all that I have inside
And you took my love
You took my love
Didn't I tell you
What I believe
Did somebody say that
A love like that won't last
Didn't I give you
All that I've got to give baby

I gave you all the love I got
I gave you more than I could give
I gave you love
I gave you all that I have inside
And you took my love
You took my love

I keep crying
I keep trying for you
There's nothing like you and I baby

This is no ordinary love
No ordinary Love
This is no ordinary love
No ordinary Love

When you came my way
You brightened every day
With your sweet smile

Didn't I tell you
What I believe
Did somebody say that
A love like that won't last
Didn't I give you
All that I've got to give baby

This is no ordinary love
No ordinary Love
This is no ordinary love
No ordinary Love

I keep crying
I keep trying for you
There's nothing like you and I baby

This is no ordinary love
No ordinary Love
This is no ordinary love
No ordinary Love

Keep trying for you
Keep crying for you
Keep flying for you
Keep flying I'm falling

I'm falling

Keep trying for you
Keep crying for you
Keep flying for you
Keep flying for you I'm falling
I'm falling

March 9, 2007

To be continued ... !

Man hanooz dar haale gohmorghiye dishab hastam!
Ye vaghtaayee vaaghean behtare aadam ataaye kaar kardan ro be laghaash bebakhshe.
nemishe aaghaa joon,nemishe.aslan khodesham mige ke nemisham!!!!!!!!!!!

Delam baraaye doostam tang shode.Dishab zang zadam be banoo dar haalike baa parisa yeki az aziztarin doostaam rafte boodan biroon va man daashtam baa oon haale kharaabam az hasoodi miterekidam!!!!!!!!!!
Yaadam oftaad ke ghadimaa har vaght haalam gerefte mishod ye zang be parisa mizadam va migoftam : parisa,berim ye goosheyee beshinim ye coffee bezanim o ... yaadesh be kheyr...

alan daghighan delam mikhaad baa ye nafar beram ye gooshe beshinam va ye coffee bezanam... kolli chiz daaram baraaye faraamoosh kardan,ye aalame,ye aalame ......


March 8, 2007

Khodmordegi baa haale tahavo!

It has been around 2 hrs that I am trying to plot a contour graph using GNUPLOT and I can't!!!!!!!!
Its bullshit!!!!!
For god's sake how can I make grid data out of nongrid data?
I have tried all the commands and know I feel vomiting on this monitor!!!!!!!!!!!and u know what is the problem?I never ask anyone and I dont stop unless I get the answer.So, its easy to imagin how do i look like now ...

I guess it's better to leave and take rest for a while.
I have been losing my mind and my heart and my dreams and ...

Bye!

Cool!

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things attorneys actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters ,who had to suffer from the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking
place.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy on him!
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practising law.

Ehsaase goh boodan!

Dirooz too rooznaame neveshte bood ke Israel gofte Iran daare ghade khar az hamas tarafdaari mikone va niroohaashoono train mikone o .... va inke kholaase baayad poost az sare Iran kand!
Dirooz too rooznaame neveshte bood ke Albaradae gofte ke maa nemitoonim garantee konim iran peaceful daare kaar mikone va bomb nemisaaze!!!

Emrooz be azizi migoftam ke siyaasi shodan hich dardi ro davaa nemikone dar mamlekate maa va room nashod behesh begam ke aadam haale tahavo behesh dast mide vaghti mibine va mikhoone ke mamlekat taa khertenaaghesh be lajan keshide shode ,mesle sadhaa saal-e ghabl, va kamaakan ham zire lajan khaahad moond.
ah,ehsaase goh boodan daaram alan ...

March 7, 2007

The reason...


Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk,
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side,so I dont get hurt.
Becuase of you
I find it hard to trust not only me,but everyone around me,
Because of you
I am afraid.......
Becuase of you
I tried my hardest just to forget everything,
Because of you
I dont know how to let anyne else in.
Becuase of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty,
Because of you
I am afraid...........


shit be in zendegi!!!!!!

elham baanoo dirooz raft!
oonghadr bad az saalhaa doori baa oomadanesh mano be khodesh aadat daad ke alan az ghosse daaram khafe misham :((((

ah,
inam shod zendegi!
midooni chand ssal baa ham naboodim ke mitoonestim baashim!midooni cheghadr bi ham ghosse khordim yaa khandidim dar haalike mishod hamash baa ham va dar kenaare ham baashe...
vali bezaar,man yek haali az in zendegi begiram!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 1, 2007

Golabi...

Midoonin chiye?injaa hame az didane ghiyaafeye man baa nishe taa banaagooshbaaz shode kolli haal mikonan.
alan kaamelan shodam shekle akse orkutam!age nadidin berin bebinin.kolli mikhandin be khoda...

taaze,baanoo blitesh ye hafte aghab oftaad va man hamchon khari ke behesh golaabi daade baashan,khoshhaalam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!