Ettelaaiyeye shomareye 1 !!

ba salaam,
bedinvasile be ettelaae hameye ideh doostane aziz miresanam ke injaneb be ellate mosaferat be vatan baraye modate 4 hafte door az dastres khaham bood va az golestane kharej khaaham shod.
zamane bazgasht be golestane mota'aagheban va teye ettelaaiyeye shomareye 2 be ettelaae shoma ideh doostaane aziz khahad resid.

ba tashakor va taghdime ehteram
setaade residegi be omoore khaas!!!

ey honarmand!

ino ye jaayi khoondam:
aasheghi o doori sakhte,kheyli sakhte vali kenaare ham moondan o aashegh boodan , honar.

movaafeghin?

booye gande tokhme morghe eyd!

chand shab pish yeki az tokhme morgh rangihaye eydam terekid!!!monfajer shod,va booye gandesh hameye khoonaro gereft.
aslan nemidoonam chera,shayad hava garm shode va in garmi baes shode.
be har haal alan halam ye joorie ke ehsaas mikonam har aan momkene kaleye manam mesle oon tokhmemorghe betereke!!!!!
albate fekr nemikonam kheyli booye gandi azash dar biyaad,ehtemaalan ye alame adad o ragham o moadele partaab mishan in var oonvar...

alan baaz elham banoo mige chera man taklifam baa khodam roshan nist,be khoda oonghadr taklifam taarike ke dige hich banibashari nemitoone roshanesh kone.alan dige age khodamam bekham taklifamo baa khodam roshan konam,shak daram ke beshe.

anyway,alan dige barnaamam run shode va baayad ye sari behesh bezanam.khoobe in computere laal hast ke faghat ghoosh bede,ba sabre ziyaad va hich vaght ham az daste man khaste nashe...

khob kheyli ghor zadam,dige beram.ta 5shanbe kolli kar daram ke ghable iran raftanam bokonam.

felan,
Yaa ali

tokhmemorgh dozdi!

khoda mano bebakhshe,ino az ye weblog kesh raftam,faghat chon fekr kardam shayad shoma ham khoshetoon biyaad.

http://farsibooksonline.blogspot.com

haalesho bebarin...

Check it out, amazing and true!

If you watch the above images from your seat in front of the computer,
Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs.Calm is on the right.Get up from your seat, and move back about eight feets!! They switch places!!I believe this illusion was created by Phillippe G. Schyns and Aude Oliva of the Univ. of Glasgow .
This proves that we may not be seeing what's actually there, all the time!!

I do not know how they generated this fascinating image, and I believe no-one else is able to generate anything similar in Photoshop. I know it has something
to do with "low-pass" and high-pass" filters, but the details??

Sooti!

natijegiri!

salam,
emrooz ye nim saati bikaar boodam va shoroo kardam be gasht zadan dar weblog haaye in o oon va moteasefane badesh be in natije residam ke cheghadr webloge man maskhare va bimohtavaast :((((

hala chejoori mishe 2 kiloo mohtavaa rikht too in weblog be nazare shoma???

aslan mohtavaa chi hast?aaya man az inke hichkas harfaaye mano nemikhoone ya be khodesh zahmat nemide ye javab salam bede,baayad beram khodamo bokosham?

fekr nakonam,man vaase dele khodam minevisam va albate dele shoma.age hastin,yaa ali,age ham ba maa haal nemikonin,bazam yaa ali....

pas taa badan,
felan baayad beram ye zare doktori bekhoonam...

akhbaar

heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

man jomeye dige barmigardam irannnnnnn.....
vali rastesh nemidoonam khoshhali konam ya ghosse bokhoram.
ermooz sobh pa shodam,rooznaamaro baaz kardam va in khabararo khoondam :

"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has dismissed a possible European offer of incentives to induce Iran to suspend its nuclear enrichment programme."
or
He likened the incentives, which European negotiators are said to be considering, to the offer of "walnuts and chocolates" in exchange for gold.They say they want to give us incentives! Do you think you are dealing with a four-year-old child..? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said (BBC news)

khob,mobarake...man baa khoshhaali barmigardam Iran!!!!

jaaye hamatoon ham khaali,deletoon ham besooze!

felan yaa ali

ghadima

shayad baavaret nashe,delam ghadde khar baraaye khodam tang shode!!!
be nazare man adam dar masire zendegi ke miyofte,lahze be lahze az khodesh door mishe va be ye final destination ke maloom nist ki tarifesh karde nazdik mishe,va dar toole in masir kamelan dochaare taghyire hame chi mishe!masalan man khodamo ba 6 maah pisham ke moghaayese mikonam,mibinam dige asari az oon Ideye ghabl nist.oon aadame porenergy va sholoogh dige daare pir mishe va baayad ino ghabool kone...
man delam baraaye inke bi hich fekri o masooliyati khodamo part konam too baghale mamanm o babam tang shode.
man delam baraaye ye dast mosaabegheye basketbaal ke hasaas ham baashe o be shoote aakhar bekeshe tang shode.
man delam baraaye doostaam tang shode.
baraaye oonayee ke dooseshoon dashtam va daram ...
va aslan az masiri ke in zendegiye lanati daare mano mibare khosham nemiyaad.
va khob albate be in raahatiye ham taslim nemisham o poost az saresh mikanam...

haalaa fahmidi cheraa vaghean delam baraaye khodam tang shode!!!

doorha...

baayad emshab raft.
baayad emshab chamedaani ra ke be andaazeye tanhaayie ma jaa daarad bardaasht,
va be samti raft ke derakhtaane hamaasi peydayand,
roo be aan vosati ke hamvaare maa raa mikhaanad...

baayad emshab raft,baraaye oo,be didane oo,be bahaaneye oo...

doorhaa aavaayeet,ke maa raa mikhaanad...
kafshhaayemaan koo?

in pakestanihaye bi ... !

man hamishe jomeha gom misham va dobare doshanbe ha peyda misham!
pas salam ;))

dirooz roozname neveshte bood ke yeki az adamaye P.Mosharaf lo daade ke iran nemidoonam dar che saali rafte pishe pakestaniya va gofte ma be shoma 4 miliard dolar midim,shoma ham be ma bomb bedin.oona ham goftan bomb ke dadani nist,berin khodetoon besazin!!!!
be khoda jeddi neveshte bood!!!!!!!
vali man ta 2 saat mikhandidam,albate badesh mikhastam ta 2 saat gerye konam!

ajab gereftaari shodim...

zanooye badbakht!

elham baanoo negaraane in bood ke man belakhare naomidam yaa omidvaar!!!
fekr konam yaadesh rafte ke man hich vaght naomid nemisham.shaayad khaste besham,shaayad ghor bezanam vali moteasefane hich vaght naomid nemisham.
haalaa chera migam moteasefaane,chon fekr konam gaahi adam delesh mikhaad khodesho vel bede roo yeki,bezare hameye baaresho yeki dige bardaare,bezaare hameye ghossasho yeki dige bokhore,bezaare hameye ...vali khob man taghriban hich vaght kasio nadaashtam ke hamchin kaario baraam bokone.dar natije moteasefane yaad gereftam hamishe baramo khodam bekesham va faghat dastamo begiram be zaanooye khodam va rooye ye chizaayee hatta rooye nazdiktarinam ham hesab nakonam.
khob in ham bade ham khoob,bade chon nemidoonam age ye baar dastamo begiram be zanoomo bebinam ke dige nemitoonam paa sham,oonvaght chi mishe...

anyway,poste ghabli faghat hameye hesse man bood dar oon lahze va aslan mohem nabood ke omidvare ya naomid...

fekr konam dige roo in weblog ham nashe hesab kard.

...

ghor,shayad!

emrooz halam gereftast.
sobh chand ta e-mail gereftam ke ye jooraayee halamo gereftan.
migama,in zandegiye ham kheyli az inke be ma haal bede haal mikone na?
har joor ke betoone talaash mikone ke ye vaght yaademoon nare chi hastim o koja hastim.
ye vaght nakone hamechi khoob pish bere va bar vefghe moraad baashe.
badesham har vaght delesh bekhaad mige dige basse,haalaa bemirid!!!!

ajab,ma ham hamegi sare karim fekr konam.
haalaa kasi mibare ke dar in vaanafsaa bishtar haalesho bebare,na??!!!

zendegi ra joore digar baayad did!

روزي يک مر ثروتمند، پسر بچه کوچکش را به يک ده برد تا به او نشان دهد مردمي که در آنجا زندگي مي کنند، چقدر فقير هستند. آن دو يک شبانه روز در خانه محقر بک روستايي مهمان بودند.
در راه بازگشت و در پايان سفر، مرد از پسرش پرسيد: « نظرت در مورد مسافرتمان چه بود؟
پسر پاسخ داد: «عالي بود پدر!
پدر پرسيد: « آيا به زندگي آنها توجه کردي؟
پسر پاسخ داد: « بله پدر!
و پدر پرسيد: « چه چيزي از اين سفر ياد گرفتي؟
پسر کمي انديشيد و بعد به آرامي گفت: « فهميدم که ما در خانه يک سگ داريم و آنها چهار تا. ما در حياطمان يک فواره داريم و آنها رودخانه اي دارند که نهايت ندارد. ما در حياطمان فانوسهاي تزييني داريم و آنها ستارگان را دارند. حياط ما به ديوارهايش محدود مي شود، اما باغ آنها بي انتهاست!
با شنيدن حرفهاي پسر، زبان مرد بند آمده بود. پسربچه اضافه کرد:
متشکرم پدر، تو به من نشان دادي که ما چقدر فقير هستيم

Dubai sand storm!!!

see the kind of sand storm that occurs in Dubai!!!! By the way these buildings that u can see are all more than 50 floors high!!!

Casanova

salam,
ye gharne chichi naneveshtam!ye zare kaaraam ghar o ghaati shode bood...
dishab yehoyee maa tasmim gereftim berim cinema.mikhaastim berim Munich ro bebinim ke blit giremoon nayoomad.be jaash majboor shodim berim ye filme dige bebinim ye fekr konam vaghean shaans avordim,chon oonghadr bamaze bood va khandidim ke nagoo.
esmesh bood CASANOVA,va vaghean be hame tosiye mikonam hadeaghal ye baar bebinanesh,be khosoos vaghti hosele nadaran o khastean.

begzarim,
man 26th daram barmigardam Iran(fekr konam ta haalaa sad bar ino goftam!).age az bachehaaye khaareji kasi oon moghe barmigarde be man khabar bede lotfan.
delam baraaye kheyliya tang shode...

khob,ye zare beram doktori bekhoonam,shayad bazam bargashtam.
Yaa ali

True tel. conversations!

age hoselatoon sar raft nakhoonin,vali baziaash vaghean baa mazast va mano yaade ghadimaaye khodam mindaze.bichaare ashkan chi keshid az daste man!!!

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Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: No.
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...
--------------------------------------------------------------- (THIS ONE KILLS ME!)
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?

Evolution of women in Iran!

madar naame!

salam,
man hanooz damaagham chaaghe va aslan khiyaal nadaram khoob sham.fekr konam bird flu gereftam!!!vali az noe aadamizaadish...

dishab daashtam baa maamaanam harf mizadam.koli negaraan bood az inke age jang beshe taklife chizaayee ke be amaanat pishe oone(including hameye asbaab asaase man) chi mishe!!!!!jaalebe na?
migan ye madar az vaghti madar mishe dige khodesh nist.mamaanam khodesh hamishe migoft maadar badbakhte,chon dige zendegi vasash nemimoone.hamash mishe maale bachehaash,bachehaaye bachehaash,...
haalaa nemidoonam az inke madar nashodam va aslan ham alaaghe va aghidei be madar shodan nadaram bayad naaraahat basham yaa khoshhaal?

faghat baraaye hameye maadaraaye donyaa sabr aarezoo mikonam.

yaa ali
(dar zemn in che rabti be boodan,naboodane khoda daare elham banoo??)

tashakor name

bedinvasile az hameye kasani ke ba ersaale comment say kardand ba injaneb hamdardi karde va goosheyee az bare ghame mara be doosh girand mamnoonam!!!!!!!!!!
baba man halam khoobe,damagham ham chaaghe,be khosoos alan ke sarmakhordam (dar garmaaye 40")va hesaabi damagham chaghe!!
chizaayee ham ke neveshtam hamash vagheiyat bood,hala doost nadarim ke begim ya kesi behemoon bege oon hesabesh jodast.

vali be khoda in joori ke ma zendegi mikonim jooresh nist,bayad avazesh konim,chejoorisho man nemidoonam!!!

felan bayad beram feen konam!!!
badan mibinametoon...

Yaa ali

yellow cake and ye chize sabz!! (+18!)