Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.


If men would just listen .....

I extracted one of my wisdom teeth 3 days ago and hereby I have lost %25 of my total wisdom!!!!!
I was worried of how much pain and bleeding or swelling I'll suffer from and my guide said nicely :
"Ideh you will have lots of pain and it will bleed for 6-7 hrs,BUT,don't worry.....salvation is through pain...!!!!!!!!!"

From dearest Asal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZDJA64WpY

well, I am busy with DeMon annual gathering which is held in Pune this year...
and I am busy with playing Mafia wars...like everyone else..
and of course I am busy with thinking about some new concepts which have come to my mind and seems they are gonna change many things!!!!!!!!!

I wish you best of luck ash,n joon,Don nasy,dj and all my Mafia family :D

Sun: we are all lost here...
Locke: I am not lost anymore.I don't feel lost...
Sun: How did u do that?
Locke: I stopped looking for it!!!!!

we had a short trip to Panshet lake which is about 50 Km away from Pune...it was nice,peacefull and hot! after a long time,a one day camping without Ash.... I just went for this trip as I was feeling that my social part of life has been fucked up and I just wanted to test it...the result: it has really been fucked up!!!!!

I watched Taken last night...not bad...action scenes were satisfying!!!

gheyre inke sooratam eyne laboo sookhte o alan dare poos poos mishe va inke be elate hers khordan emrooz sobh labe balam pooshide az tabkhal shode bood khabare digeyee nadaram!
albate man o tabkhal kheyli ba ham moshkeli nadarim,refighaye chandid o chand saaleim!

bedoone sharh!
hala vay vay,vay vay vay,vay...
hala vay vay,vay vay vay vay!!!!

ino bekhoonin...

agha in kingi ha ghabl az inke kamelan dar biyan shoroo kardan be gol dadan o oftadan too loop-e self consistency!!!!
baghiye sare halan o ozashoon khoobe!
khodam ham khoobam!
anyway adam ye soorakhayee too zendegish peyda mikone ke mozakhrafate delesho berize toosh o vase ye modati az dasteshoon rahat beshe....

chand rooze sar dard daram!
chand rooz pish mogheye khordane adas polo ye dandoonam shekast!!!!!!!
khabare bade digeyee nadaram :D
chakerim,
ma berim doktori bekhoonim.....

Yesterday was the Australian open final which ended very disappointingly :(((((
Nadal to me is a spanish bull who runs like anything after a 5 hours semifinal...nobody could think that he will fight like that and on the other side was Federer who played very very bad,far from his two previous matches and far from his soul.
I don't know if his story is over or not but as long as he scares like this,he wont make it...he lost his opening game just because of fear which was running in his blood and his brain.
He is very very good and he showed this in quarter and semi final matches...but he lost the line when he needed to remain focused and calm....
and clearly it was very painful for him,as he started saying oh god,this is killing me... followed by tears which he couldn't stop them :(((((
I feel he needs therapy more than tennis coaching now!

یک روز یک پسر کوچولو که می خواست
انشاء بنویسه از پدرش می پرسه: پدرجان! لطفا
برای من بگین سیاست یعنی چی ؟پدرش فکر می کنه و می گه : بهترین راه اینه که من برای تو یک مثال درمورد خانواده خودمون بزنم که تو متوجه سیاست بشی .من حکومت هستم، چون همه چیز رو در خونه من تعیین می کنم. مامانت دولت هست، چون کارهای خونه رو اون اداره می کنه. کلفت مون ملت مستضعف و پا برهنه هست، چون از صبح تا شب کار می کنه و هیچی نداره.تو روشنفکری چون داری درس می خونی و پسر فهمیده ای هستی. داداش کوچیکت هم که دو سالش هست، نسل آینده است. امیدوارم متوجه شده باشی که منظورم چی هست وفردابتونی در این مورد بیشتر فکر کنی پسر کوچولو نصف شب با صدای برادر کوچیکش از خواب می پره. می ره به اتاق برادر کوچیکش و می بینه زیرش رو کثیف کرده و داره توی خرابي خودش دست وپا می زنه. می ره توی اتاق خواب پدر و مادرش و می بینه پدرش توی تخت نیست و مادرش به خواب عمیقی فرو رفته و هر کار می کنه مادرش از خواب بیدار نمی شه می ره تو اتاق کلفت شون که اون رو بیدار کنه، می بینه باباش توی تخت کلفت شون خوابیده .....؟؟؟؟ . می ره و سر جاش می خوابه و فردا صبح ازخواب بیدار می شه.
فردا صبح باباش ازش می پرسه: پسرم! فهمیدی سیاست چیست؟ پسر می گه: بله پدر، دیشب فهمیدم که سیاست چی هست. سیاست یعنی اینکه حکومت، ترتیب ملت مستضعف و پا برهنه رو می ده، در حالی که دولت به خواب عمیقی فرو رفته و روشنفکر هر کاری می کنه نمی تونه دولت رو بیدار کنه، در حالی که نسل آینده داره توی گه خودش دست و پا می زنه
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!