E-Mail !!!

A Jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test."You are employed" he said."Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in,as well as date when you may start. The man replied "But I don't have a computer,either an email"."I'm sorry",said the HR manager.If you don't have an email,that means you do not exist.And who doesn't exist,cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all.He didn't know what to do,with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.In less than two hours,he succeeded to double his capital.He repeated the operation three times,and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way,and started to go everyday earlier,and return late.Thus,his money doubled or tripled every day.
Shortly,he bought a cart,then a truck,and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later,the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future,and decided to have a life insurance.He called an insurance broker,and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied,"I don't have
an email."The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email,and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied,"Yes,I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story
M1-Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2-If you don't have internet,and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3-If you received this message by email,you are closer to being an office boy/girl,than a millionaire...

nim saa@...

nim saa@ zol zadam be monitor va in safheye lokhte new post!
nemidoonam chi benevisam ke badan hame nagan ah,cheghadr ghor mizani!

nemidoonam chi benevisam ke behem nagan ghadre zandegito bedoon,hame chi dorost mishe,in joor moshkelaat ke ghaabeli nadaaran,to baayad vaghti naaraahat beshi ke sareto bezaaran laaye charkhe tereyli!oonam taaze taa nazashtan ghamet nabaashe,sar mikhaay chi kaar,joonet saalem...

nim saa@ zol zadam .....

chera??

khoda ro shokr!
chera?
chon chand taa dooste khoob daaram ke havaamo daaran va vaghti chert-o-pert minevisam mifahman ke something is really wrong.
chera?
chon laabod doosam daaran.
chera?
chon laabod manam oonaro doost daaram.
chera?
chon gheyre in age baashe,zendegi booye goh migire!!!!

Jaaleb nist vaaghean??

masdoodiyat,
maghrooghiyat,
mardoodiyat,
mahkoomiyat...

hich eteraazee ham vaared nist!

gom shodan-e aagaahaane!

felan hosele nadaaram injaa chiz benevisam....

felan miram ye zare gom o goor sham!!!

Baayad emshab beravam...

dige khodam ham az ghor zadan-e khodam haalam be ham mikhore.
baayad ye fekre taaze bokonam.
baayad emshab jaayee beravam!

che jaaleb,vaaghean delam mikhaad emshab beram,kojaash ham aslan baraam mohem nist...
faghat beram...

taraavoshaat!!!!!!!!!!

asre jome,parvaaze IranAir,residane ye dooste ghadimi ,
kolli khaaterat,kolli harfaaye nazade va kolli harfaaye nashnide!!

Bikhaabi,dardodel,keyf,
shabe avale diwali,taragheye sobhe zood,bikhaabi o badesham kam khaabi...

Luxmi,kharid shabe eyd,behesht dar jahanam resturaunt...

harf,bazam harf,bazam harf,bazam harf....

behesh migam fekr konam daram divoone misham!!
behem mige:be nazare man ke already divoone hasti!
vali behem nemige ke kheyli vaght pish divoone shode boodam.
behem nemige ke ....oon hich vaght nemige.aadam baayad hey zoor bezane va befahmi chiya hast hast ke oon behet nemige.
chon doosesh daari mikhaay bedooni khob,vali oon hich vaght behet nemige...cheghadr bazi aadamaa sakhtan,shaayadam doost daaran sakht be nazar biyaan...

kaar,daneshgaah,paper e chaap nashode...
cheshme zaeef,sobh taa shab monitor,marg...

weblog,ye jaaye khoob baraye harf zadan baa kasi ke nemishnaasish o nadidish!
ye jaaye khoob baraaye taaze shodan,
baraaye faraar kardan...
baraaye sabz shodan o gol kardan...

Happy Diwali !!!

ba arze sorry az inke 2 rooz raftam too gheybate soghraa !!!! Injaa Diwali bood ke ye eyde kheyli moheme va khob shahr dar daste taraghehaa bood!
shaayad baavar nakonid vali khob inja mardom taraghe baazi mikonan,yani dar asl joze maraaseme va taghriban be chaarshanbe sooriye maa dar iran goftan bolo jelo boogh bezan!!!!!!!!!!!!
albate chand taa farghe kheyli mohem daare va inke hich kas zire paaye kasi be khosoos dokhtaraa taraghe nemindaaze(bar akse iran!!)
kholaase ozaayiye alan inja...

doktor joon ham taaze az Iran oomade pishemoon.kolli baahaash daarim zogh mikonim.kolli raftim gashtim in do rooz,jaaye hame khaali.....

Paul Klee

mahdokht az man darbaareye naghaashihaaye 2 taa poste ghabli porside bood. az oonjaayee ke vaaghean jaaleb boodan,agar doost daarin mitoonin click here va ye sari be baghiyeye naghashiha bezanid.

Zan-e badbakht-e Irani...

-Avali miporse : Tarif kon?
-Khaanoome mige :
Aabgoosht too ghaablame sare gaaz,
lebaasaa too tasht yaa dar haalate behtaresh too maashin lebaasshooyee,
bad az inke khoona ro jaaroo karde o gardgiri karde,
dastkeshaash be dasteshe daare zarf mishoore.

-Avali miporse : taa haalaa kojaa boode?
-Khaanoome mige : Daneshgaah,daashte dars mikhoonde!!!!

-Avali miporse: che kaarast mage?
-Khaanoome mige: Daaneshjoo!!!

Avali khejaalat mikeshe!

In hekaayate zane Iranie.
Har jaa mikhaad bere,har kaar mikhaad bokone!!!taghriban aslan ham estesnaa nadaare.mohem ham nist shohare khaanoome tahsilkarde va baashour baashe yaa nabaashe.chon dar asle ghaziye kheyli farghi ijaad nemishe...


Az harchi ghaablame o dastkesh o lebaascherk-e badam miyaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Colourfull !!

nemidoonam chera vali kheyli az in naghaashi haa khosham oomad.
shaayad chon rangvaarangan,
shaayadam chon ajib ghariban va aadam kheyli nemifahmadeshoon !!!!!

Az cinema taa airport!

Parishab baa khaale raashin raftim filme "The lucky number Selvin" ro didim.
aslan nemidoonestim che tor filmiye,faghat raftim ke rafte baashim,va khob film kheyli khoob bood.vaaghean khoob bood.
Bruce Willis ,Morgan Freeman va Sir Ben Kingsley ke taklifeshoon maloome.
Josh Hartnett ham khoda baazi kard.
Filmbardaari harf nadaasht va film oonghadr khoob edit shode bood ke hatta ye min. az vaghte aadam telaf nemishod.
dar kol kheyli khoob bood va maa kolli haalesho bordim.age vaght kardin berin in filmo bebinin,miarze.


Raasti,fardaa khanoom doktor daare miyaad...delemoon vaasash tang shodehaa.
Daadam roo ye tike moghavaa benevisan khaanoom doktor .... va dame foroodgaah ke miran pick up esh konan begiran dasteshoon !!!!!!!!!!! baahaal mishe na?? fekr konam berese inja poostam kandast.age didid dige naneveshtam bedoonin kaare khanoom doktore!!!

P.S:manzooram az khaanoom doktor sharmin-e ke albate vaaghean khob khaanoom doktore ,man che kaare bidam...

new ID!!!

in akse jadidame.
ghashange na?!!!
age fahmidid chi be chiye,koja be kojaast?
khodam ke nafahmidam...

nice!

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
I don't believe in circumstances.
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them!!!!!!!!!!!

- George Bernard Shaw

جنبش دانشجویی در سال 1385

"دانشجويان تصميم گرفته اند به هر نحوي كه هست ايستادگي كنند و به هيچ وجه اجازه ندهند انجمن اسلامي جعلي برنامه هايش را در فضاي عمومي دانشگاه پيش ببرد. من مطمئنم بعد از اين هم هر برنامه اي بخواهند اجرا كنند دانشجويان به همين شكل ايستادگي خواهند كرد."

علي عزيزي، نايب رئيس شوراي مركزي انجمن اسلامي دانشگاه امير كبير، در دومين روز از اعتراضات اين دانشگاه در گفت و گو با روز ضمن بيان مطلب بالا گفت: "در شرايطي كه مديريت دانشگاه به حداقل خواسته هاي دانشجو ها توجه نمي كند دانشجو هم اجازه نمي دهد فضاي عمومي در اختيارآنان قرار گيرد."

Beyond the sadness...

alan daaram ye aahangi ro goosh mikonam sarshaar az gham.nemidoonam,maraz daaram fekr konam yaa shaayadam khod aazaari daaram,bazi vaghtaa aadam injoori mishe...delesh mikhaad khodesh ro aziyat kone!!!!

alaan daaram be ye chizi fekr mikonam ke sarshaar az ghossast,nemidoonam ,ma......

ey baba,pas che kaar konam ke sarshaar az gham o ghosse nabaashe???

nabaayad be vaze keshvar o mardomam fekr konam. nabaayad be aayandeye kaarim fekr konam.
nabaayad be khoonevaadam va 1001 moshkeli ke toosh hast negaah konam.
nabaayad dar morede zendegiye shakhsim va 1000 taa moshkeli ke toosh lool mizane harf bezanam.
nabaayad hich channel irano begiram!!!
nabaayad dar morede vaz o ozaaye javoonaayee ke ba ghasde tahsil miyaan inja va bad mahv o badbakht o maskh bishan fekr konam.
nabaayad be hich kodoome inaa fekr konam taa gham o ghosse nagiradam.

khob pas che ghalati baayad bokonam???

az har dari sokhani,amma jeddi!!

har kas webloge mano bekhoone fekr mikone man ye aadame badbakhte naaomidam ke chaarzaanoo neshastam va montazeram hameye gham o ghossehaaye donyaa hori kharab shan roo saram !!!

albate khob in ettefaagh kam ham nayoftaade (albate na dar haalate chaarzaanoo)...vali khob mohem ine ke aadam gham o ghossasho az kodoom gooshe delesh begire va az kodoom gooshe delesh biroon kone!!!!
inam nemishe ketmaan kard ke ye chizaayee ro aslan az hich gooshi nemishe biroon kard.oonvaght dele adam mesle ragaaye sigaariyaa shoroo mikone be tang shodan o tang shodan o .....yeho kaamelan keep mishe.
man daste be ghosse khordanam badak nist,valil osoolan say mikonam ye joori bahash kenaar biyaam.va in vasat manteghe nadaashtam dorost dar lahazaati ke hich kas fekresho nemikone eyne saat kaar miofte va ajib khod be khod hame chiz hal mishe....

kholaase konam,

zendegiye hamamoon ye jooraayee sagiye,tohin nemikham bokonama,vali khob vaagheiyate dige.
hamamoon 1001 dalil mitoonim peydaa konim baraaye vaa daadan,
baraaye ye gooshe neshestan o aabghoore gereftan,
baraaye ghor zadan o shaaki shodan...
vali,hichkodoome inaa ke chizio hal nemikone.
maa baayad khodemoon ro tamrin bedim ke moshkelaat ro hal konim na inke soorateshoon ro paak konim.
baayad yaad begirim bahashoon dar biyoftim va baraaye peydaa kardane behtarin raahe hal talaash konim,

baayad ye vaghtaayee ghabool konim ke eshtebaah kardim,betoonim ino begim va bargardim,
bedoonim ke az dast daadane aadamaa,hataa oonaayee ke kehyli nazdikan,aakhare donyaa nist.be jaaye ghosse khordan mishe baa khaaterehaashoon zendegi kard o haalesho bord.baa be yaad avordaneshoon khoshhaal shod va lezaat bord...va fekr mikonam in ye pelle az ye doost daashtane mamooli baalaatare.

va ye chize moheme dige,
baayad yaad begirim az inke digaraan az maa behtaran,taa fihaa khaaledoonemoon nasooze.kheyli ha hastan ke az maa bartar,baa savaadtar,pooldaartar,khoshgeltar o khoshtiptar,mehraboontar va ensaantar hastan.
fekr konam age talaash konim ye seri ta'aarife mamoole va kheyli roshane ensaaniyat ro beshnaasim va beheshoon amal konim va ghabooleshoon dashte baashim,oonvaght ye ensaane vaaghei hastim,va farghi nadaare ke mosalmoonim yaa yahoodi yaa masihi yaa hendu yaa har chize dige.
mohem in nist ke man roosarimo sar konam o to ham dokmeye aakhare pirhaneto bebandi o bepaayee be man negaa nakoni ke too gonaah nayofti!!!!
oonvaght ensaan boodan ye jooraayee kheyli bishtar behemoon michasbe...

International Mathematical Olympiad Winners!!

vaghean age shomaa jaaye in dooste bichaaramoon boodin chi kaar mikardin baa in lobate khosh par o paache???
fekr mikonam hamin rikhti mishodid.... ;))))

YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL!!

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.

"It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says,"those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."

Baraaye arze tasliyat...

emrooz aslan roozi khoobi nist,
dishab ham shabe kheyli badi bood chon khabare fote pedare khaale ghazal ro behesh daadan...
maloome ke che haalie va manam kolli yaade paarsaal oftaadam...

vaaghean chera maa baayad az khoonevaadamoon,az kasaayee ke dooseshoon daarim inghadr door baashim????
aayaa in zendegiye naamard arzeshesh ro daare?????

delam baraaye khaale ghazaal misooze chon kheyli khoob midoonam daare chi mikeshe...

omidvaram khoda pedaresh ro biyaamorze va be baazmaandegaanesh sabr bede.in tanhaa harfie ke mitoonam bezanam...

dar haale haazer ham az zendegi mmmmooootttteeennnnaaaafffeeerrraaaammmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Latest Candidate for "Man of the Year" !!!

LOL!

One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.

With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?"....................

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you .. "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be,mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....

"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"

Yaad baad,aan roozegaaraan yaad baad...

vaghti koochooloo boodam hamash fekrmikardam ke ye aadame ajib gharibam. fekr mikardam hatman ye roozi aadame mohemi misham.
fekr mikardam andishehaam,fahmidanam va hatta fekr kardanam baa hame fargh daare...

vali nemidoonam chera hich kodoom ettefaagh nayoftaad! ye zamaani mikhastam fazaanavard besham,mesle bishtare bachehaaye hamsenne khodam, bozorgtar ke shodam mikhaastam president besham va tanhaa moshkeli ke sare raam mididam zan boodanam bood (albate alan
dige aslan delam nemikhaad!!!!!!!)

badesh ke raftam daaneshgaah fekr kardam man dige raaham o peydaa kardam,daaneshmand misham!!! hanooz ham hichi nashodam!!!!!!!!!!! faghat farghesh baa ghabl ine ke dige delam nemikhaad hich chizi mohemi besham.

alan midoonam ke ye aadame mamooliyam mesle hame va gharaar nist hich ettefaaghe ajibi biyofte yaa daastaane Great Expectations bekhaad tekraar beshe.
haalaa man hameye talaashamo mikonam ke faghat digaraano doost daashte baasham va
oona ham mano,
talaash mikonam deli ro nalarzoonam yaa nashkanam,
talaash mikonam be zendegee befahmoonam age hameye zooresho baraaye az roo bordane man mizane man hich ahamiyatee nemidam va kaare khodamo mikonam!!

talaash mikonam aadam baasham!!!!!

chand saal bad az tahrim!

bachehaa,salaamat baashidddddddddddd!

man in chand rooz kheyli mariz boodam.
diroo z daashtam mimordam ,vali emrooz kamaki behtaram va mitoonam chand saati roo sandali beshinam!!!!khaste shodam az bas khaabidam...fekr konam age man ye zamaani oonghadr mariz sham ke biyoftam too takhte khaab,az marizi nemimiram.balke deep depresion migiriam o mimiram!!!!!!!!!!!az bas ke man ..... neshiman nadaram!!!!!!!!!

begzarim,
omidvaram hameye marizaa shafaa peyda konan va hame az nemate salaamati ke be nazare man baa arzeshtarine,barkhordaar beshan.
oon tah mahaa ham haale manam khoob beshe!!!

Aakhare aakharesh...

daghighehaaye koofti nemigzaran,
roozaaye lanati nemigzaran,
saalhaaye bihamechiz nemigzaran,

baba man mikhaam bedoonam aakharesh chi mishe??!!!
age aakharesham mesle aval o vasatesh baashe ke hich,badjoori baakhtam...

A love tetter!

This Letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart,
Your husband

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the
expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
some other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart

Taraavoshaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hameye harfaaye poste ghablim dorost,
har kodoome maa age ye rooz berim ye jaaye khalvat beshinim o ye saat fekr konim mitoonim kolli az in dalaayel peydaa konim ke albate kheyli ham biahamiyat nistan.
be har haal,
mage na inke zendegi hamine va raahe digeyee nist,
mage na inke be ghole khoshsokhane khaamoosh zendegi ye vaagheiyate ke hast,hala che maa azash khoshemoon biyaad che nayaad va unam kare khodesho mikone va vaase maa tare ham khoord nemikone!!,
mage na inke life is like a boat which goes on and on and on ,regardless of who is captain and who are crew and the passengers!it never sinks and may never reaches,and we almost have no chance to change the direction or ...,we can do our best just to keep going with it.
we will never see the captain,shouldn't try to find his room even.we should just trust him!!!!




mage na inke man hezar taa dalil baratoon neveshtam ke man cheghadr khoshbakhtam ke taaze ye million taaye digasho naneveshtam!,
mage na inke har kodoome maa hamoon ghadr mitoonim dalil daashte baashim,


age entezaare man o to o un az zendegi ziyaad nist,pas chera man aslan ehsaase khoshbakhti nemikonam?
chera to ehsaase khoshbakhto nemikoni?
chera oon ehsaase khoshbakhti nemikone?
chera aasheghe zendegimoon nistim?
chera hamdigaroo faraamoosh mikonim?
nakone daarim too lajanzaare ensaan boodan ghargh mishim?
nakone khodaa maa ro yaadesh rafte?
nakone aslan khodaayee nist va man bikhodi fekr mikonam oon keshtee naakhodaa daare?

nakone aslan behtar bood hichkodoome in harfaa ro nemizadam???!!!!!

Dalil yaabi baraaye ehsaase zoorie khoshbakhti!

man moojoode khoshbakhtiyam,
chon kolli dooste khoob daaram,
chon kaare khoob daaram va zaaheran aayandeye khoobi ham khaaham daasht,
chon saalemam,
chon aazaadam,
chon hich bimaarie khaasi nadaram,
chon shohar daaram!,
chon delam baraaye movafaghiyate digaraan mitape,
chon khoshghalbam,
chon mehraboonam,
chon baahoosham,
chon sabram ziyaade,
chon ye kharvaar dooste naazanin daaram ke oona ham mano doost daaran,
chon baano ro daaram,
chon madaramo daaram,
chon inja hastam va mitoonam motorsavaari konam ke hamishe kheyli doost daashtam,
chon dooroogh nemigam,
chon saade zendegi mikonam,
chon pooldaar nistam,
chon aashegh nistam,
chon to ro daaram ke gaahi weblogam ro mikhooni,toyee ke nemishnaasamet!,
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in joori,man vaaghean mojoode khoshbakhtiyam!!!!!

God!

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

Arezooye movafaghiyate zoori!!!!!

Emrooz saate 4 pm ye bache seminaar daaram.baayad beram physics dept. va tavassote guide va saayere labmates soalpich besham.moshkel ine ke oona nemifahman ke man ye chemist e badbakhtam(oonam az noe physicalesh),na ye physicist badbakht!!!
fekr nakonin ke ye vaght negaraanama,na be khoda.vali hameye ghossam ine ke alan biroon daare eyne khar baaroon miyaad va man baayad kif o ketaabamo bardaaram,baa motor bekoobam beram daaneshgaah!!!ah,too in baroon ...

anyway,
behem begin enshalla seminaaram khoob beshe,
begin best of luck,
begin movafagh bashi,
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haalaa behtar shod,
mersi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sh mesle shirin!!!

Taa haalaa mazzeye vaslat ro cheshidin???
pas hatman inam midoonin ke mazzash kheyli shirintare vaghti talkhiye hejrat ro ghablesh tajrobe karde baashin,oonvaght ghadre hameye lahzehaaye baa yaar ro minooshid!!!

Khodaya,heghaarate in bandegaane naachiz ro bebakhsh va shirinie vaslat ro nasibe maa ham befarmaa....

Are you male or female???

Are you male or female?
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Not here. Stupid!!!

Engineering Vs. Management.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.

She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.

You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."

The man below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems !!!!!

Tof kardan!

Yaadesh be kheyr,baabaam hamishe migoft:
harfe dorost o be dard bokhor zadan mesle joon kandan mimoone,vali harfe moft zadan mesle tof kardane!!!!

gaahi fekr mikonam man cheghadr too in weblog tof mikonam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

شکوه يک امپراتوری فراموش شده

از پانزدهم سپتامبر نمايشگاهی از دوران ساسانی (224 تا 642 ميلادی) در موزه "سرنوچی" پاريس برپا شده است که تا آخر دسامبر 2006 ادامه خواهد داشت. نمايشگاهی بسيار غنی که خاطره ديدار آن خاطره ای ماندگار خواهد بود.

بزرگداشت عزت الله انتظامی در پاریس

در مراسمی که از طرف خانه فرهنگ ایران وابسته به سفارت جمهوری اسلامی در پاریس برگزار شد از عزت الله انتظامی بازیگر قدیمی تئاتر و سینمای ایران تجلیل شایسته ای به عمل آمد.این بزرگداشت در چهار چوب هفته فرهنگ های جهان که هر ساله در آخرین هفته سپتامبر برگزار می شود صورت گرفت.

انتخاب ایران عزت الله انتظامی بود که علاوه بر برنامه بزرگداشت او در مقر سازمان یونسکو، نمایشگاهی از پوستر ها و عکس های فیلمهایش در خانه فرهنگ بر پا گردید و چهار فیلم گاو (داریوش مهرجوئی)، ناصرالدین شاه آکتور سینما (محسن مخملباف)، گاو خونی (بهروز افخمی) و آخرین فیلم او که هنوز به نمایش عمومی در نيامده، ستاره ها(فریدون جیرانی) در سالن سینمای ساختمان یونسکو نشان داده شد

تندیس "هوگو" جایزه بهترین بازیگر مرد جشنواره شیکاگو که در سال 1971 به خاطر فیلم گاو به انتظامی داده شد و دو قطعه عکس از کودکی و نو جوانی او از معدود دیدنی های این نمایشگاه بود.

بریده های کوتاهی از چند اظهار نظر و خاطره او را در این جا می خوانید:

کدام کار تئاتریتان بیشترین تاثیر را روی شما گذاشت؟
دکتر ساعدی از نظر من بهترین، والاترین، قشنگترین و مهم ترین پیس اش "چوب به دست های ورزيل" است. یعنی الان اگر اون را بخواهی نمایش بدی، دقیقا می تونی اوضاع سیاسی دنیا رو با کشور ما مقایسه کنی.دهاتی ها، گراز می زند به کشورشان، می روند شکارچی میاورند که گرازها را بزنند ولی غذای آنها را بدهند و دهاتی ها هر چه دارند جمع می کنند میدن به شکارچی ها. ولی گراز نمیاد و شکارچی ها غذا می خوان و اینا غذا ندارن و شکارچی ها اینا رو می زنن و اینا پناه می برن به مسجد.

از انتظامی خواستم نمونه ای از تاثیر گذاریش را روی تماشا گران تئاتر بگوید

او از شبی گفت که شهبانو فرح برای تماشای نمایش امیر ارسلان نامدار به تئاتر بیست و پنج شهریور رفته بود.یک جا هست که امیر ارسلان میخواد بره فرخ لقا رو از خونه فولاد زره دیو نجات بده. من "مرشد" بازی می کردم. وقتی داره میره من فریاد می زدم"آی امیر ارسلان از اون راه نرو، اونجا رو کندن که آسفالتش کنن، دوساله همین جور مونده." جمعیت هوار کشید. فردا شهردار عوض شد.

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