Cool!

1)
At Age 4...... Success is..... Not peeing in your pants
At Age 6.... ..Success is..... Finding your way home (From school)
At Age 12.... Success is... Having friends
At Age 18.... Success is... Having a driver's license
At Age 20....Success is... Having sex
At Age 35.....Success is... Having money
At Age 45.....Success is... Having money
At Age 55.....Success is... Having money
At Age 60....Success is... Having sex
At Age 65.... Success is... Keeping a driver's license
At Age 70.....Success is... Having friends
At Age 75.....Success is... Finding your way home (From anywhere)


2)
Who is clever? Teacher or student??

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days.
They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!

3)
Do you know,
Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' &'d' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred )
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand )
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion )
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English counting!!!!!!

Ajibbbbbbbbb!

Nemidoonam ta hala shode yeho ye ettefaghe ajibi baratoon biyofte,mesle inke saretoon khorde be jayee mohkam!!???
oonvaght dochaare yejoor vaziyati mishin ke aslan nemishe tosifesh kard!!!
ehsas mikonin javabe hame chio midoone!!!!

oonghadr bahale ke nagoo...
faghat ye joor khali shodan ba khodesh miyare ke ye name sakhte,chon yeho hameye taaloghat,tasavorat va ... adam dochare taghyeer mishan.

vali dar kol chize bahaliye...

Why did newton commit suicide ?!!!! (Hindi version!)

Here is the reason.

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had
his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in
physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything
he had one.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes :
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the
bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

Mage mishe!

1-che jaaleb!
rooza mesle khar migzaran o hichi avaz nemishe!na man na to na oona...
rooza migzaran o oon mojezeyee ke hamash donbaaleshim ettefaagh nemiyofte.
age to hasti,pas chera nisti?
age man hastam,pas chera nistam?
age too zendegi gharare tasmim begirim ke aashegh beshim,aalem beshim,aaghel beshim,khoshbakht beshim.....pas chera nemishim?
chera hamash ghor mizanim?
mage cheghadr vaght daarim,mage cheghadr motmaenim ke farda ham hast va hanooz mishe montazer bood?
mage man az zendegi chi mikham?mage to chi mikhay?chera inghadr hame chi ro sakhtesh mikonim?
che jaaleb!
in hame neveshtam engar hichi naneveshtam!!!!engar ke na engar...
hanooz kallam dare mitereke,delam az ghosse dare monfajer mishe va hanoozam na to hasti na man!!!!!

2-dishab ta sobh ba WC haal kardam.golaab be rootoon .... jaaye hame por.
sobh nemitoonestam roo paham vaaysam.shenidin migan joonesh az koonesh dar raft...tahghighan ye chizi bood too hamoon mayehaa!!!!
alan vali roo be raam,ye maaste gonde ba ye kharvaar na'anaa zadam too rag...
alanam daram ba potential in impurity ahmagh ke chepoondamesh too quantum dotam var miram balke sar be rah beshe va ye resulte khoob be man bede...

3-mage mishe to nabaashi o man az eshgh bekhoonam,
mage mishe bigharar be entezaare eshgh bemoonam,
daste to dobare farda ghaasede navaazeshe,
az koja bedoonam amma shabe man farda beshe,
mage mishe, mage mishe...

4-chehel (40) dalil baraye bache daar nashodan!!!! for furher information please visit :

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/ws/thread.jspa?threadID=7098

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamsafare eshgh!

emrooz yeho yade 10-12 saal pish oftaadam...
yaade zamaane tasmimhaaye bozorg too zendegi va yade inke chetor ahmaghaane taslime ye seri sharaayet shodam...
emrooz yeho yaadam oftaad ke vaghti dabirestan boodam mamanam ina nazashtan beram reshteye riyazi chon mitarsidan man az pase reshteye riyazi bar nayam o deleshoon mikhast doktor besham!!!vali man doktor nashodam va behtarin nomrehaye jabre reshteye tajrobi ro migereftam!!!!!!
emrooz yeho yade in oftaadam ke ...

hamamoon az in lahze haa daarim...ke gaahi bargashtan beheshoon haaletoono be ham mizane...
manam daaram...va jaaleb ine ke hanooz adam nashodam!!!!!!
hanooz yad negreftam ke ye karayee hast too zendegi ke aslan hesab ketab bar nemidare...
ye jahayee bayad be khatere del raft,
ye karayee ro bayad be khatere del kard...
har che sakht tar behtar !!!!
faghat nabayad yadam bere ke :gar hamsafare eshgh shodi,marde safar bash....
fekr mikonin maa cheghadr mardeshim??!!!!
be aghab bargardin,khejaalat nakeshin,be aghab bargardin o bebinin...

With love...

Just slow me down
Slow me down
Tell me tomorrow
everything will be around
Just slow me down
Slow me down
You're the one that keeps
me on the ground

Baby you can be tough
Say enough is enough
You can even be blunt
Just do it with love love love love
Tell me I'm wrong
That I'm coming on way too strong
Don't think I'll be crushed
Just do it with love love love love
Just do it with love love love love
Just do it with love

I can take your honesty
All your words weigh heavily
Listening to you all the time
I want to be there for you
The way you've been there for me
Always help me walk the line

All this time we thought
we knew eachother
Now that I am leaning on your shoulder
I can tell you baby that your wrong when
wrong and you're right when right
I can be weak 'cause I
know you are strong

Baby you can be tough
Say enough is enough
You can even be blunt
Just do it with love love love love
Tell me I'm wrong
That I'm coming on way too strong
Don't think I'll be crushed
Just do it with love love
love love

Just do it with love love love love
Just do it with love

Just do it with love love love love
Just do it with love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgLoanz1b4

Still Enjoy!!!

Just to make amoo farbod happy that are still some missing items!!!!! , I am adding these.
There maybe some in common...


1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.
4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.
7. Passing your final exams with good grades.
8. Being a part of an interesting conversation.
9. Finding some money in some old pants.
10. Laughing at yourself.
11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
12. Laughing without a reason.
13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say somthing good about you.
14. Watching the sunset.
15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.
16. Receiving or giving your first kiss.
17. Feeling this buzz in your body when seeing this "special" someone.
18. Having a great time with your friends.
19. Seeing the one you love happy.
20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume.
21. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.
22. Hearing someone telling you "I LOVE YOU"

Enjoy!

Think about these one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one.........
IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the very end.

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts..
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
12. Chocolate milkshake (or vanilla!) (or strawberry).
13. A long distance phone call.
14. A bubble bath.
15. Giggling.
16. A good conversation.
17. The beach.
18. Finding a $20 bill in your coat from last winter.
19. Laughing at yourself.
20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
21. Running through sprinklers.
22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
24. Laughing at an inside joke.
25. Friends.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
27. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
28. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
29. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
30. Playing with a new puppy.
31. Having someone play with your hair.
32. Sweet dreams.
33. Hot chocolate.
34. Road trips with friends.
35. Swinging on swings.
36. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking
your favorite hottoddy.
37. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
38. Going to a really good concert.
39.Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
40. Winning a really competitive game.
41.Making chocolate chip cookies.
42. Having your friends send you home-made cookies.
43. Spending time with close friends.
44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.
45. Holding hands with someone you care about.
46. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things(good or bad) never change.
47. Riding the best roller coasters over and over.
48. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
49. Watching the sunrise.
50. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.

AGREED???!!!!

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-Have you ever experienced trapping in mud with both your legs becoming out of control and feeling too tired and exhusted to make any decision????

-Have you ever felt how disable you are specially when people are looking at you thinking wow,what a strong person she is!!!!????
-Have you ever wanted to find someone,aksing to take your hand and take you with him/her, whereever,while you have closed your eyes and even don't want to think where he/she is taking you,because you trust that someone!!!!????
-Have you ever wanted......

It's possible to write MASNAVI-E 7 man kaaghaz about what you have ever wanted and still want.
But how can we find a way of making them come through?
-Should we ignore them?
-Should we decrease our expectation's level?
-Should we try not to love many people to avoid being confused of how to keep them all happy?
-Should we try to remember that we are imperfect and the rest are either????
-Should we ........

Kojaast daricheyee ke az aan be ezdehaam-e koocheye khoshbakht bengarim??????

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