Ajib,ajib,ajib....

I hereby announce that ,as a human body, I have the potential to quit! , to give it up and let it go...
I can get hurt.
I can feel I want to cry.
I can want not to see anybody or not to talk to anyone...
I can decide!

yeahhhh....
These are the new symptoms you will see from now on!
You will find me opposing!!!!,maybe fighting... or ...
I dont know...
I feel last decade have been changed me to a passive and useless khale Ideh who I dont like her anymore.
Now I want to be me and I don't care if you like it or not.You have been liked her so far,now its my turn...
lets see how qualified I am to do it...!!!!

and I can't hide it,I do afraid....
but in reply to my damaged emotions I 'll sing :

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is

So don't surrender coz' you can win
In this thing called love

When life is empty with no tomorrow
And loneliness starts to call
Baby don't worry, forget your sorrow
'Cause love's gonna conquer it all, ALL!

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is

Don't give up on your faith
love comes to those who believe it
and that's the way it is.

That's the way it is
That's the way it is, yeah
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is...

"marg mokhtase zate oost"

bedinvasile az kolliyeye doostan va ashnaayaan-e azizi ke dar maraseme soogvari-e an aziz-e az dast rafte sherkat karde va ba hozoore khod tasalaye khatere ma ra faraham kardand samimane tashakor va ghadrdani migardad.

setade poshtibani az havadese khaas!


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fekresho bokonid, this is my today's horoscope!!!!!!!!:

"No all arguments are worth willing, sometimes it is better to compromise and give the other person some room to save face or even apologize without losing too much of their dignity. Try and spend some time outdoors at the park or the beach and recharge your batteries."

unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Release...

need a big change,even reseting the whole memory , formatting the operating system and install a new version which requires loss of entire data...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too tempting!!!

waking up late, smoking a zig while pieing ...

an endless headache ...
changing,going to the lab,carrying the stuff,turn on the laptop..connect the network cable and check the e-mails...
open a terminal in another desktop and start working...
shittttt...its so difficult to focus ....
11 am... first black coffee....
keep working....
lunchtime....forget it...I'm not hungry ....
2 pm ... second black coffee + zig ...
keep working,trying....
4 pm.... third black coffee + zig ...
R u hungry? you will die like this...eat something yaar.... no thanks , I don't feel hungry...
why?is something wrong?
oh no!!! everything is fine...I ain't just hungry...
6 pm ...
7 pm...
8 pm...
0 pm ...
how many coffees? I have no idea...
packing everything and going home...eating something just to survive...
and going to bed to start the endless torture of not being able to sleep well...
finally sleep and again bad dreams...
My mother put a hot pot on my laptop which melted everything and when I complained she started to wash my laptop with her scotch bright !!!!!!!!! and I couldn't stop her because I couldn't talk,she couldn't hear me...words couldn't come out of my mouth and I started crying!!!!!!!!!!!badly and no one could even hear me....
Then I went to bed,my close friend was there asking me why my hair has become so dark and silky!!!! and when she tried to show me the change I saw a bunch of my silky hair in her hand!!!!!!!!!!
yeah...
the alarm is ringing....wake up...its late...the work is waiting...the lab is waiting ...the stupid world is waiting....

Still thank to Metallica who saved me,somehow,for a moment at least :

So close no matter how far
Couldnt be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I dont just say
And nothing else matters

Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know

So close no matter how far
Couldnt be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know

Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I dont just say
And nothing else matters

Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters

Never cared for what they say
Never cared for games they play
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
And I know

So close no matter how far
Couldnt be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
No nothing else matters

I was standing
All alone against the world outside
You were searching
For a place to hide...

Lost and lonely
Now you’ve given me the will to survive
When we’re hungry...love will keep us alive

Don’t you worry
Sometimes you’ve just gotta let it ride
The world is changing
Right before your eyes
Now I’ve found you
There’s no more emptiness inside
When we’re hungry...love will keep us alive

I would die for you
Climb the highest mountain
Baby, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do...

I was standing
All alone against the world outside
You were searching
For a place to hide
Lost and lonely
Now you’ve given me the will to survive
When we’re hungry...love will keep us alive
When we’re hungry...love will keep us alive
When we’re hungry...love will keep us alive

Don't leave me in all this pain

Don't leave me out in the rain
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
I need your arms to hold me now
The night are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held you beside me

Take back that sad word good-bye
Bring back the joy to my life
Don't leave me here with these tears
Come and kiss that pain away
I can't forget the day you left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without you here beside me

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain
Bring back the nights when I held you beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry that tears
I cried so many, many nights
Un-break my heart
Sweet darlin'
Without you I just can't go on
Can't go on....

IT IS SAID THAT :

When life is empty with no tomorrow,
And loneliness starts to call,
Baby don't worry, forget your sorrow,
'Cause love's gonna conquer it all, ALL!

So don't surrender coz' you can win
In this thing called love...

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is....


RIGHT????!!!

On and on the rain will fall,
Like tears from a star, like tears from a star.
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are , how fragile we are....

Ey adoo kojayee? Ey adoo kojayee?!!

yadame ghadima mamanam az in jomle kheyli estefade mikard:
"adoo shavad sababe kheyr agar khodaa khaahad!"
nemidoonam ba in jomle sare khodesho kolah mizasht !!! ya inke jaryane chi bood vali hadeaghal alan behem sabet shode ke vaghean mani dare in jomle va vaghean kaar mikone...

gaahi vaghti hatta be andaazeye laazem baraye ettefaghe ye vakonesh fucked up hastin,yeho mibinin ke ye jaryaanate koochik moochik kheyli chizaro ghati mikoni ya bazi tasmimgiriha ro shol mikone ya ....
bad yeho ye ettefaghe koshande miyofte baratoon,kheyli ham geroon tamoom mishe.poostetoon kande mishe,dahanetoon servis mishe,vali akharesh migin : akheysh,rahat shodam! chon taklifetoon vaghean roshan mishe...

shayad bad nabashe ke az in ettefaghaye bad o gonde natarsim o hatta har az gahi montazere baziyashoon bashim...

Taghiraate bozorg too zendegi va tasmim girihaaye asaasi hamishe asaabe adam ro be fuck midan!!!
va alan dobare man dochare moshkele hamishegim shodam...va inke shaba nemitoonam dorost bekhabam. In CPU lanati shut down nemishe har kar mikonam va hatta shaba ham eyne khar kar mikone va hamin baaes mishe man natoonam bekhabam ya oonghadr bad bekhabam ke az sad ta fohsh badtar bashe...
kasi raahe hali baraye switch off kardane in CPU nadare???
albate be gheyre khordane ye kase mast ya livan doogh ya har joor ghorse khab avar ya aram bakhsh ya shemordane baraks az 1000 ta sefr ya shemordane goosfand...

ghooze balaghooz ine ke alan daram ye code khar dar chaman ro debug mikonam ke eyne jigare zoleykha har tikasho yeki neveshte o ye errore ahmaghane mide ke nemitoonam rafesh konam va hameye karam bande hamine...! ah...

shayad ye rahesh in bashe ke osoolan CPU ro bekanam bendazamesh door va ye nosho bekharam chon zahran upgrade kardanesham komaki be hale moshkele man nakarde!!!

ey parisa,
berim ye ghahve bezanim ba n ta .... be sharte inke khale elham ham biyad o hey aziyatesh konim o ..... khodayeesh ......??!!

Be shamhaa negaah kon...

Salam!
emrooz tavalodame.
emrooz ye saale dige bozorgtar shodam.
emrooz ye saale dige az baaghimoondeye vaghtam kam shod!!!
sobh ke bidar shodam kheyli say kardam ehsas-e khasi dashte basham.
say kardam ehsas konam ke wow,today is my birthday! happy birthday to me!...vali har chi zoor zadam hich ettefagho nayoftad!!!!
fekr konam bazi az sensor haam az kar oftadan...

begzarim,

khale ideh,
barat sale khoobi ro arezoo mikonam.
omidvaram too in sale jadid aghalan be oon chizayee ke mikhay ye nm nazdiktar beshi va az oon chizayee ke nemikhay 1000 Km doortar!!!!!
omidvaram hamishe saalem bashi va dar kenare kasani ke dooseshoon dari zendegi sarshar az khoshi o khoshhali dashte bashi.
omidvaaram emsaal kolan barat ye sale jadid bashe....

ghorbanat,
golbarg

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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their "tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,"
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady." "Yes, Father?"
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen!!!!!!

Jang va ekhteraa-e amoo arman!

agha man dishab ye khabe kheyli ajib didam.
khab didam ke ba amoo arman dashtam too khiyaboone Mir(ke osoolan too esfahan-e) rah miraftim ke yeho man didam ye chizi shabih be ye rocket dare saf miyad soraghemoon.
man yeho dad zadam va ba amoo arman raftim too poshteboone ye khooneyee ghaayem shodim.
man yadame oon rocket-e kolle oon khiyaboon ro dero va saaf kard ...
ghesmate jalebe khabe man in bood ke amoo arman ye tirkamoon nemidoonam az koja peyda kard va behem goft ke ba in mishe masire rocket ro monharef kard!!!!
badam be dovomin rocketi ke dasht ye rast miyoomad samte ma shelik kard,bad oon rocket khord be divar o ghash kard o amalan khonsaa shod!!!!!

albate in tanha ghesmate jalebe khab bood vagarna ba ejazatoon man vaghti bidar shodam dashtam milarzidam...
in rocket ha ro amrikayeeha zade boodan va hameye shahr dasht too atish misookht.
kolli adam too khiyaboona veyloon boodan va ye alame khoone ba khak yeksan shode bood....

IRN 74/ LBN 69 - It's Iraaaaaan!

be hame tabrik migam,
che oonayee ke basketballistan che nistan...
khodayeesh kheyli chasbid!

تور بزرگ ملکوت
سه شب بهشت، دو شب جهنم، دو شب برزخ

- بازديد از مهم ترين مراکز فرهنگی، هنری، تفريحی ملکوت
- بازديد از پل زيبای صراط
- بازديد از معروف ترين مار دنيا؛ غاشيه
- تجربه ی سفری زيبا بر روی شير عسل های رودخانه های بهشت
- بازديد از بارگاه الهی و خانه ی جبرائيل
- بازديد از اژدهای دو سر ******

هزينه های تور شامل :
- هزينه ی جابه جايی و اقامت همراه با صبحانه
- هزينه ی ويزای بهشت
- هزينه ی جا به جايی با قاليچه ی پرنده
- هزينه ی خدمات جانبی( حوری,.....)
علاقه مندان می توانند برای شرکت در تور و کسب اطلاعات بيشتر هر چه سريع تر با عزرائيل تماس بگيرند!
کنسرت بزرگ هايده و مهستی با حضور افتخاری ايرج بسطامی
مکان: آمفی تئاتر اصلی بهشت، آسمان هفتم!

زمان: جمعه ی آینده
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