You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead...


First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

Mohsen has started calling me jeghjeghe!!!! and I love this name...I guess it really suits me :D

baba baba.. berim cinama vasam bastani nakhari!?!
alan kartoon dare ha,esmesham "UP"-e.....!!!!!
baba,toro khoda....
aslan age mano nabari miram ye babaye dige ke pooldartar bashe peyda mikonam!

ajab domborideyee-e in jeghjeghe....bichare mohsen chi mikeshe az daste in bache!!!!!!!!!!!

Difficult to write...
Difficult to express myself...
Difficult to say how safe is being with you!

--If you like to watch a movie, just sit back and listen and be sure about the happy ending and if you prefer not to watch Hindi movie,then go and watch "The ugly truth".
And you do it with a bunch of friends....to complete the joy....


--Does anyone know how I can erase my memories? For a short time at least.... I don't need em....and I don't want em !!!!

It's a bad time!
Bad news about my paper proving lots of fucking time which have been wasted!

I need to travel,in time maybe, and change the current status....Heard about a lake close to Pune where I may go,sit and drink whole day to figure it out!!
It's not always to decide....

If you love someone,
or someone loves you, VERY MUCH...
you are fucked!

I watched 3D version of Final destination the other night...a very disgusting and disturbing movie for those who hate to see blood and mashed brain on the floor!!!
To me but whole movie tries to remind and prove you that all these sequences may happen in real life as simple as these bloody scenes you are watching....so instead of shouting and pressing your friend's hands and chewing your nails, just take it like a "To Do list" reminder and always be ready to leave!!!!
Who knows where is our final destination!!!!

ورژن به روز شده ی حلية المتقين
http://gameron.wordpress.com/2009/09/22/gamaa/

cccccccooollllllll.....!!!!!!!!!!!

ماتحت خلق دریده میشود و خونشان به شیشه ریخته...
انصافا , ترا به خدا یکی‌ بیاید و پیدا کند پرتقال فروش را، پرتقال دزد پیشکشمان

!!!!!!!!!!!!....خدا بزرگه ، حتی اگه نباشه

ای شادی
آزادی
ای شادی آزادی
روزی که تو بازايی
با اين دل غم پرورد
من با تو چه خواهم کرد ؟

ای آزادی بنگر آزادی
اين فرش که در پای تو گسترده ست
از خون است
اين حلقه گل خون است
گل خون است

ای آزادی
از ره خون می آيی اما
می ايی و من در دل می لرزم
اين چيست که در دست تو پنهان است ؟
اين چيست که در پای تو پيچيده ست ؟
ای آزادی آيا با زنجير
می آيی ؟

Everyone is worried back home ...
Days ahead look to be pregnant and we have to wait for the delivery of a kind!!
I wish there come better days...just better days...

در پی اعلام مشکوک بودن یکی از بازداشتیها به بیماری ایدز ، تمامی مقامات بلند پایه امروز آزمایش ایدز دادند.

معلم فلسفه يک صندلي ميذاره وسط کلاس و به شاگردان ميگه: شما بايد يک مقاله بنويسيد و در آن ثابت کنيد که اين صندلي وجود ندارد!!! يکي از شاگردان دو کلمه مينويسه و ورقه‌اشو ميذاره رو ميزش و بعداز اينکه معلم ورقه ها را تصحيح ميکنه اون بهترين نمره رو ميگيره!!!! اگه گفتين چي نوشته بود؟

... نوشته بود: کدوم صندلي

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در درونم چیزی میچرخد و می‌پیچد و میگزد ...
در درونم چیزی ولوله می‌کند، نه از جنس غم است و نه از جنس شادیست...
چیزیست که از ته حلقم سرازیر میشود و به تلخی‌ به معده‌ام می‌رسد و همانجا می‌نشیند و همهٔ لحظه‌های خوبم را کوفتم می‌کند...
میدانم...باید صبور بود...صبور

--I had a great great chat with my boss today..regarding my thesis....now it is all set and clear..I just need to go on and be fast....
We even discussed about the post-doc possibilities which I will start applying around Jan....
Huh...I feel gooodddddd......well,after a long time...


--I inhale you...I inhale your existence .....and so I survive....

Hich chiz bishtar az yek farvand sabzi-polo ba shivide taaze o ye man sir ba maahi halvaaye siyah va torshi nemitoone roohe adamo roshan kone!!

Play basketball...in drizzle....and get tired like a horse....
Drink a glass of capochillo in a cozy cafe...full of crushed ice and smoke few zigs and enjoy your good friends' company and feel you r god!
be khoda rast migam.....

worths to be checked....
http://artsytime.com/huge-turbans/

I would like to write..pages and pages and pages...
I would like to talk....hours and hours and hours....and then fall into a deep silence....
I would die to have you...by my side...whispering in your ears.. licking your fingertips...
I would like to ......

دوستی‌ میگفت : چند وقته وبلاگت خوشمزه شده،
می‌خواستم جواب بدم : ولی‌ خودم بدمزه شدم
!!!!!!!